bakusquad being the bakusquad

fuck crocs (croc adventures with kiribaku pt. 1)

i freaking finally came up with something for this. and yes there will be multiple parts of their croc adventures because i had a few ideas for this chapter

bakugo: jesus christ kirishima

bakugo: i'm never going to wear your STUPID FUCKING CROCS

kirishima: but bakugo

kirishima: i made a special pair just for you

baku pov
he shows me a pair that he had painted. it was dark army green with a orange cross with two dots of the dark army green in the top right corner, just like my hero outfit. although it was a teensy but nice that he put in the effort to customize them, crocs are fucking ugly and useless. they also don't look comfortable at all.

bakugo: fuck no

kirishima: please

bakugo: no

kirishima: pwease?

bakugo:... no

fuck kirishima. fuck his crocs. fuck the crocs he made. JUST FUCK IT AL- urg... he's giving me his fucking puppy eyed again. tch damn it!! fuck his cute face!! i don't give a dam- ugh but i know i do. he fucking looks like he's about to fucking cry.

kirishima: (looking down) oh ok

bakugo: (whispers to himself) fuck

kirishima: what

bakugo: (cringing SUPER hard) f-f-fine

bakugo: (still cringing) i-i'll w-w-w-w-wear y-your stupid FUCKING ugly ass c-c-croc-s

kirishima: YES!

bakugo: BUT! only for one hour

bakugo: after that, i'm immediately changing into my doc martens

bakugo: AND! if one of our classmates or teachers or parents see me in them, i'll NEVER wear them again

bakugo: other wise.. there's like a .5 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, or more chance of me wearing them again

kirishima: (*^▽^*) OKAY!!

(they go on a date and the whole time that bakugo is wearing his crocs he thinks "plz someone that i know, notice that i'm wearing crocs! plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz" but in the end they didn't see anyone that they knew and no one that they knew saw them (bakugo was SUPER disappointed). now there's an actual chance that he'll have to wear them again!!)