bakusquad being the bakusquad

kaida's theories~

i think i'll make this a new series in this fanfic. basically, kaida's gonna be telling her theories on the bakusquad and possibly more. i have no idea how to format this. also, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 4K!! this fanfic is now #1 in #squadgoals (well, for now) and i'm so happy about that!

also btw i think i'm gonna make kaida older, probably between 10 and 12

HEEEYYYYY!!! IIIIT'S KAIDA HEEEREE!!

welcome to my talk show where i talk about my theories. it'll mostly revolve around the bakusquad! i'll start with an idea and then add to it, okay?!?! before we begin, i'd just like to say please excuse my language. i only really curse if i'm really mad or if i'm quoting/reading something or someone. anyways, the first idea!! is...

DENKI-NII AND SERO-NII ARE BOYFRIENDS?

soooo i have a reason for this. well, i have reasons for all of these theories, but anyways... when i see them together, they're pretty much all over each other. i suspect that when they said they were best friends in the group chat that they were about to say boyfriends. i've seen them literally cuddle together. i think they didn't tell me because i might accidentally say it out load around our dad, who's most definitely homophobic. there are times where he tries to hide it and there are times where he totally gives it away that he's homophobic. i feel bad for denki-nii. i've heard that sero-nii's dad isn't homophobic tho, so that's good. so, back to talking about them being a couple. when they go out, it's either just the two of them or with the whole bakusquad. i'm pretty sure there's no in between. although, once, they did go out with only kiri-nii and baku-nii, and no mina-nee. maybe they were on a double date. whiiiich takes me to the second theory:

BAKU-NII AND KIRI-NII ARE BOYFRIENDS?!

i don't live with one of them so i don't know what they do in their free time, especially with their dorm life. even with sero-nii and denki-nii, i don't know what they do all the time. they could be making out in their dorm for all i know. but anyways, about kiri-nii and baku-nii, i've seen them holding hands in public before. (obviously, i didn't point it out to my dad though (because his homophobic -a$$ would kick them out of our house every time they came over, which i don't want)) also, sometimes when mina-nee "babysits" me, she accidentally- oh wait "accidentally" tells me about them. i put babysits in quotations is because it's more like we just hang out. dad's the only one that thinks that it's babysitting. sometimes, we spill tea. once, she telling me how she caught them cuddling in baku-nii's room and when the couple noticed, baku-nii threw a pillow at her and called her a homosexual. (i only know all these words because the day after dad got me, he bought me a dictionary and i read it every now and then before bed. apparently he gave it to me so i don't end up as stupid as denki-nii. i don't think he's that stupid though. he did get in class 1-A of UA. the UA) also, when sero-nii was over the other day, he said that they were as close as him and denki-nii and if i think that they're dating then that means that kiri-nii and baku-nii are dating. anyways, this takes me to the last theory of the day:

MINA-NEE IS GAY TOO?!?

i mean it makes sense, right? all her best friends are gay and people usually stick with their own kind, right? so she's probably gay too. baku-nii can be mean and call people names, but his nicknames are USUALLY true. the nicknames that aren't true are sh*tty hair and stupid deku and deku. i think kiri-nii's hair is super cool and mido-nii, who i've only met once, isn't stupid or useless. she's actually super strong! and he was telling me about all his notebooks on heroes and when i asked iida-nii, who i met when i met mido-nii, he said that it was true and it looks more amazing than i sounds. he also said that there's A LOT of them! anyways, if he calls her a homosexual then it must be true. i'm pretty sure he doesn't call someone a nickname without a reason. so there's a reason he called her a homosexual and it's probably because she is one! to be honest, i think my dad is the stupid one, and not denki-nii for giving me a dictionary with the word homosexual in it, especially when he's a homophobe. maybe i should ask denki-nii what being gay is like sometime. i would love to his reaction!

WELL... THESE WERE MY THEORIES (for now)!! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE!!