for the socially challenged

canadians don't say eh!!!

i walked to the bus stop. michael was listening to music on his ipod touch, and 2 other kids were waiting there. always ready to make friends, i walked up and said," hi, my name is bobb-""we know who you are fatass. leave us alone." and he shoved me. michael didn't seem to notice. what the heck??? "haha you idiot" the other kid said. "i just want to be friends you guys, c'mon, best buds?""no way raggedy anne!! fuckin' snitch. haahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" they bothed laughed like crazy."oh sure, like i haven't heard that one before.""gee, i didn't know tomatoes could talk, wow. ""hey we all had pimples buddy, your puberty's a little late!" he walked up and tried to pop a pimple, but it actually was just a big freckle. "ow!!! stop!" i squirmed and he mocked me. " stop it mason, enough's enough." the other kid said. "shut up michael you tard." i just moved here from canada!" "ooooooooohhhhh. canada eh??" the both said in unison, cracking up. then the bus came. oy, i hate when americans do that, us canandians don't say eh! they actually say it more than we do. i didn't even talk to them. i just sat by myself. michael, my friend, sat next to me, headphones still in. "hey dude i'm hangin out with jeremy and his crew, want to join?" even though i wasn't fond of jeremy i would've gone anyway since i'm nice and try not to turn down invitations. but i couldn't because i had a doctor's appointment at my new doctor's office. so i told him i would want to but couldn't. and my sister had a middle school play thing going on at her new school so i had to stay home every afternoon all week watching the baby while my mom went to practice with her. so it looked like i didn't want to go even though that's not the case since i would. oh gosh.