Rantin' and Bitchin'

Please, Don't Assume Shit

So, this has happened to me.

A lot.

Like, a lot lot-ing lot lot..

People assume my silence to be my incapability of making them know where they stand.

Come on, ya shuckin' tosser! My comebacks have a 3000% chance of being better than your excessively pitiful attempts in stringing a few words together.

No really.

My dog could do better.. And guess what? I DON'T HAVE A DOG!

I'm being brutally honest here, ya know. It happens to the best of us. We all come across those people who spew nonsense and utter merde at your face, and all you want to do is bash their little chutiyaa heads on a table and strut away like the sassy violent fuck that you are.

But no. Nahi. Nako. Non. Nein.

They keep on eating up your brain cells with all their neuron harming talks and you are helpless because of two reasons : 

One : 'cause you don't wanna seem rude.

Two : 'cause you're actually worried if that person will bawl like a darn baby if you actually say what you mean.

It's annoying. If you people have such problems with people and you're fed up of your little human lives(No, ye poor children of yonder residing God, thy author is not a human, but an extra terrestrial), here's a word of knowledge.

Blurt it all out. It's fine. Say all that you want to let them know. If they're somehow understanding, they'll figure it out. Else, be rest assured, they'll come back to you when they're sure that they are worth your time.

You peeps are powerful, strong, an absolute insanity(in a good way), open-minded yet tactful, unafraid, and all these traits make you a very admirable person.

I believe in you.

And when someone asks you to react to the blunders they uttered, say this,

"I'm not gonna say anything for three reasons..

One, 'cause you're sensitive.

Two, 'cause my breathe goes waste on you."

They'll ask you, "And three?" 

"Because I am not your bitch."

LOVE YOU 3000.

Peace out in glitter, mah peeps!