Art Credit to - @ jammerrrjammmjams__ on Instagram! 💕💕
( Thank you, @Honeynut-Squirrel and @willNOTbreak for requesting this! I had lots of fun, and hope y'all enjoy ❤ ))
Warning - Kinda smutty vibes thrown around a little 😳
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The humongous castle door swung open, as Mao Mao did a front flip and a few more acrobats into the gorgeous, gigantic building. Mao Mao dramatically dropped down into a bow at the King's presence.
"Your majesty! I took down all six of the hidden traps and defeated the monsters that came from them all. No more mysterious, randomly-generated creatures should be wondering the area now, my great sir!" Mao Mao sternly said in his deep voice. His body was bowed down for the king, as his oval-shaped head was looking upwards at the superior animal in front of him. Behind Mao Mao, his other fellow sheriffs filed in. They stood beside the cat like normal beings, treating the king as no higher power. The king's eyes quickly scanned through the three sheriffs.
"Hm... Nicely done, my dear sheriff, Mao Mao!" The king chimed, as he stepped closer to the group, down the tiny flight of stairs, and away from his glistening, sparkly, rich, throne.
"Aside from that, let's take a look back at y'alls popularity chart!" The king exclaimed, running to the other side of the huge room, pulling the curtains and revealing a large board. The board showed Adorabat being the most liked deputy, and Badgerclops only being a tiny bit below her. The two humbly bragged about their placements on the chart. Mao Mao on the other hand? He was all the way at the bottom, yet again! This time, he didn't complain. He kept a long expression on his face though, as he looked at the chart, not sure how to react this time. King Snugglemagne suddenly snapped him out of his depressive thoughts; the king gleamed, with joy in his voice,
"Who cares what others think any way?" The King moved Mao Mao to the very top of the chart, above his other deputies, counting him as most popular and liked.
"Woah, wait- isn't that just messing up the data and proof?" Mao Mao scrambled with his words in confusion.
"Hahaha! I'm not messing up anything, my sheriff! I'm simply making the data truthful. I mean, who needs the villagers' love and approval when you have the KING'S?" Snugglemagne chuckled to Mao Mao in reassurance. Mao Mao cracked a little smile and studied the large chart in front of him.
"Oh! Heh, do you really mean that?" Mao Mao frantically asked, looking away from the board and back up at the king.
"Of course I do! Do you really underestimate your king, cutie?" King Snugglemagne questioned, giving a smirk to his fair sheriff.
"Wow- Uh- heheh, no, your majesty!" The black cat giggled, breaking eye contact by looking over to the side.
"Good! You know you make everyone swoon, with the way you slay monsters, especially me! You sure know how to impress the king!~" Snugglemagne continued to flirt with the smaller cat. He stepped much closer to the little sheriff, giving a sensual smirk.
Badgerclops stood behind, watching these events unfold right in front of him. He watched with an angered look on his face.
'Uh- why the heck does the king keep flirting with Mao? I don't understand! Mao is totally all for it too! Ugh, so stupid!' Badgerclops complained to himself as he studied the king flirting with Mao Mao, and the cat being all flustered in return. The big badger glared at the two of them in annoyance.
"Heh, well, y'know! I'm a pretty impressive guy, in multiple ways of course!~" Mao Mao replied, deepening his voice. He returned the same smirk to the king, followed by a wink.
'Uhm, why is he acting so chill? This is actual bull-crap!' Badgerclops continued to wallow in jealousy, watching the two felines flirt.
"I bet you're impressive in multiple ways for sure! Especially in the bedroom.~" King Snugglemagne cooed, shooting a lustful look at Mao Mao. The black cat froze up and grew a bright red face. He loosened up a bit, and put his gloved paws on each side of his hips. He stood in a prideful stance, still giving a sensual look at the the king.
Badgerclops's eye widened at the scene playing in front of him.
'IMPRESSIVE IN THE BEDROOM? UGH! Mao Mao only shares his moves with me- wait- THEY ARE SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF ADORABAT!' The badger panicked, looking at the small bat, flapping her wings beside him. She was intently watching the two men talk.
"I really am, your royalty.~" Mao Mao proudly stated.
"Of course, mind telling or even showing me a bit of your moves?~" Snugglemagne lustfully asked, looking the sheriff up and down with a smirk.
"Well, sir, I would love to explain, but it's usually a big surprise! Just ask Badgercl-" Mao Mao continued to brag, when he was suddenly cut off.
"AH! REMINDER THAT A CHILD IS HERE!" Badgerclops frantically interrupted, looking at Adorabat with his hands over her ears. The small bar looked at everyone in confusion.
"Oh yeah! Heh... Sorry!" Mao Mao nervously giggled, scratching the back his head. The king looked at Mao Mao and then the child, a little embarrassed.
"Uh, your majesty, we'll have to get going back to headquarters. Important business to attend to! See ya!" Mao Mao anxiously waved goodbye to the king, as he escorted his self out of the castle. Adorabat smiled at the king.
"Bye, Snugglemagne!" She happily twinkled, flapping her little wings through the doorway. Badgerclops simply looked at the king without saying a word, then just walked away.
"Okay, see y'all later!" The king politely and shakily replied, shutting the large door.- - - TIME SKIP - - -
The crew finally arrived back at HQ. The cat leaped off the cycle and slipped into the house. The tiny bat flew in behind him. The badger however, slowly moped his way into the building. Once he entered, he upsettingly plopped down onto the pink sofa. He crossed his arms and pouted, looking grumpily at the tv.
"Hey, Badgerclops! What's wrong?" Mao Mao greeted him with a worried tone. The cat jumped onto the couch as well, and sat down next to the larger animal.
"Ugh! It's nothing!" Badgerclops huffed in reply. Mao Mao looked at him with a small smirk.
'Pft, this big dummy is too cute!' Mao Mao gushed to himself about the animal in front of him.
"Heh... It's about the king, ain't it?" Mao Mao amusingly questioned the badger, leaning closer to bigger guy. Badgerclops glared down at him, then back at the tv.
"Hmph! Maybe-" He grunted. The small, black cat began to chuckle a little.
"Oh, Badgerclops! You get jealous so easily!" Mao Mao teased in amusement of the badger's jealousy.
"What? I'm not jealous! Stop laughing!" Badgerclops uncrossed his arms and complained to the cat, their eyes meeting each other's. It went silent for a minute after Badgerclops said that. Mao Mao just continued to smirk at him.
"Wh-why are you smiling at me like that? Can you like, talk?" Badgerclops sassily panicked.
"You know I love you, right?" Mao Mao asked, grabbing onto Badgerclops's large shoulder. The badger continued to stare into his bright, green eyes.
"Well, y-yeah! Of c-course-"
"Good!" Mao Mao interrupted as he crawled onto the badger's lap. He faced his love, with his legs wrapped around Badgerlclops's legs. The cat's knees dug into the sofa, lifting him up for a bit of leverage. The rest of his body sat up on the badger's thighs, as cushion for the small cat. Badgerclops's face flushed a little red, feeling his crush wrap around his downstairs area.
"You know I love you more than anyone else in this world. It's pretty obvious, babe.~" Mao Mao gushed to Badgerclops, rubbing his covered paws on his lover's shoulders, massaging them.
"Heh, yeahhh... I love you too, kitten!~" Badgerclops replied, flattered. He wrapped his big arms around the cat's waist, pulling him closer to his bigger body. Mao Mao rested his head in the crease of Badgerclops's shoulder and neck. Mao Mao kept his smaller arms around he badger's shoulders and began to purr. He vibrated the badger's body, as Badgerclops gleefully smiled at the cat's action. The two stayed in that position, happily cuddling each other. Badgerclops stayed satisfied, knowing Mao Mao loves him dearly. Mao Mao stayed satisfied as well, knowing the same about his lover.
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