Idk if I'm going to do this just once, or continue making them but anyway.
The Zodiac Signs as Out-of-Context Things My Homegroup Teacher Has Said
Aries: 'I almost killed myself trying to feed that bird!'
Taurus: 'Well that's not very Italian of you.'
Gemini: 'It must be depressing being a guinea pig.'
Cancer: 'Wait, do you know what kidneys are?'
Leo: 'I know I'm stupid.'
Virgo: 'Good news guys, I'm not dead yet.'
Libra: 'What happened to Jesus again?'
Scorpio: 'And I'm just dead inside.'
Sagittarius: 'And they ALL do drugs, well some of them anyway.'
Capricorn: 'I've got one budgie now and I wish it would just die already.'
Aquarius: 'Well Emily hasn't killed me yet so that's good.'
Pisces: 'I love gorillas!'
