Keezia is love, Keezia is life

Chapter 13

Keezia was busy. That was her reply to Jordan the Guy's text. Jordan the Guy and Tea were going to hang out. They invited everyone but they were all busy. So it was just the two of them. For a whole day. 

Jordan the Guy knew that Jordan the Guy was gonna go crazy if Jordan the Guy hung out with Tea all day by themselves. But Jordan the Guy had no choice. Every one was busy getting prepared for Edna's family reunion later that night. These two, however, were simply going to chuck on a nice pair of jeans and a shirt. Everyone else in their friend group...well...they would be busy for the next couple of hours.

So that meant three hours of just Jordan the Guy and Tea. Three long hours.

"I'm gonna go insane," Stated Jordan the Guy as Jordan the Guy and Tea walked into town. Tea jumping up and down as they went. Looking around eagerly and giggling every few seconds. Many people shot them strange glances but the pair continued to go along. 

"Why did I give you a bag of candy?" Questioned Jordan the Guy as Jordan the Guy glanced at Tea. Tea giggled loudly in response. Her smile lopsided and crumbs surrounded her lips. Her hair in two ponytails blew around in the New Zealand breeze.

"I DON'T KNOW BUT I LIKE CANDY!" Screamed Tea as her eyes widened. Jordan the Guy sighed loudly and rubbed Jordan the Guy's forehead.

"Also did you know that Rochel sunk?" Questioned Tea as she turned to look at Jordan the guy with a small frown. Stopping her skipping and returning to a slightly normal walk.

"What!" Jordan the Guy questioned while Jordan the Guy raised an eyebrow at Tea.

"Yeah, they were on a nice trip but drowned." Tea said with a sad look on her face.

"How come I only just figured out?" Questioned Jordan the Guy.

"Because the author is terrible," 

"Makes sense,"

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"..."

"But it's okay because I met this cool person called Rominic!" 

"Where did you meet Rominic?" Questioned Jordan the Guy as the two carried on walking to town. Tea's face brightening and she began to skip again.

"I went to this play about some French people or whatever and she was there doing backstage work. She's so cool, we have to let her in out friend group," Tea yelled as a few people looked at them weirdly.

"I don't know, I mean there is already so many people in our group I don't even speak to half of them," Jordan the Guy replied as the two finally entered the Plaza and made their way to J-Mart.

"Oh welp, I already invited her to sit with us at lunch on Monday,"

"TEA!" Jordan the Guy screamed gaining a few more stares. Tea faked and innocent look.

"What?" She questioned as the two young teens were born into the shop of the J's.

"You didn't ask!"

"So? Why can't we be nice people?" Tea questioned with a serious face.

"Do you remember what happened last time you invited someone into the group without asking?"

Tea looked confused for a while until she clicked.

"Hey, Lavender was nice,"

"Her name was nice but she smelled nothing like the plant,"

"Oh she wasn't that bad,"

"She was worse than Daddy Pig,"

"How do you know what Daddy Pig smells like?"

"How do you not know what Daddy pig smells like?"

"Because I don't sniff cartoon characters,"

"No I was talking about Emumma the Ellama's cousin, Daddy Pig, he smells disgusting,"

"That makes more sense,"

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"..."

"Lets try on some clothes!" Tea screamed and grabbed Jordan the Guy by the cuff of Jordan the Guy's jacket. Yanking Jordan the Guy along. Jordan the Guy yelped in horror as Tea threw clothes at her.

"NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I AM NOT TRYING CLOTHES ON!" Jordan the Guy yelled. Tea pouted.

"Why not?"

"WHY NOT? WHY NOT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY NOT? THESE ARE ALL BRIGHT COLOURS AND I ONLY WEAR BLACK, GREY, WHITE AND LIGHT GREY!"

"OMG JORDAN THE GUY JUST WEAR THE CLOTHES!"

"NO! I DON'T WANT TO!"

"STOP ACTING LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD!"

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS SKIPPING HERE WITH YOUR HAIR IN PIG TAILS AND A LOLLIPOP IN YOUR MOUTH, NOT ME!"

"I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"

"SO CAN I!"

"AND YOU WANT TO WEAR SOME CLOTHES!"

"NO I DON'T WANNA WEAR CLOTHES!"

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"..."

"Hang on that come out wrong,"

"Yeah..."

"..."

"..."

"I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THOSE CLOTHES!"

"COME ON JUST TRY ONE ON!"

"JUST ONE?"

"YES JUST TRY ONE ON!"

"FINE OK YOU WANT ME TO TRY ONE ON THEN I WILL TRY ONE ON!"

Jordan the Guy dramatically snatched an article of clothing from the racks and marched to the changing rooms. Tea waited patiently outside on one of the benches. Finally Jordan the Guy came out of the changing room.

"I want to see the clothes you put on," Tea states with a stern look. Jordan the Guy raised an eyebrow.

"I am wearing the clothes I tried on," Jordan the Guy looked down at Jordan the Guy's clothes in confusion before looking back up at Tea.

"I am wearing the clothes I tried on!"

"No you're not you are wearing a pair of black jeans and a hoodie, the same as before!" Tea yelled in a frustrated manor.

"Yes, but these are different, these jeans have back pockets!" Jordan the Guy turned around and put Jordan the Guy's hands in Jordan the Guy's jean back pockets.

"And, this hoodie has a black strip down the side," Once again Jordan the Guy turned so that Tea could see what she was talking about. Tea raised an eyebrow at Jordan the Guy with a disappointed expression.

"Why don't you buy something different for once in your life?"

"What do you mean? Last week I bought basketball handball,"

"Yeah but-"

"And the week before I bought a toy for my cat,"

"Yes but what I'm trying to say is-"

"And last night I bought a two meter tall rubber duck,"

"You what?"

"Yep, I did that,"

"Is it at your house?"

"In my room right beside my bed, I named it Fredrick the Third,"

"We are going home right now!"

"But I wanna buy these pants, look at these amazing back-pockets!"

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"..."

"Hurry up and buy the pants then,"