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Break Free Parody

This video

Is the

Ultimate nerd fantasy

The only thing

Missing

Is a Darth Vader sex scene

(Huh!)

I was children's TV star

Now I wanna be a mature artist

(Huh!)

I'm not just for kids anymore

Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this

That's right

I'm dating the rapper you saw in

That video I did before

Boning

A black guy to break free

My good girl image was a bore

This song

Sounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"

I've copied shit you heard before

"This Kiss" by Carly Rae Jepson

I ripped off this song even more

(more, more, more, more)

I am getting

Undressed

In zero gravity, yeah

It's obvious

That I am just

Laying on a green screen, yeah

My show on Nickelodeon never would've let me shoot missle boobs

Now I show so much of my hot skin

Most people think they are watching Redtube

This is

The part in every dance video

We see the DJ turn some knobs

[Bart Baker (Zedd):]

I'm just

Pretending to do things

This is playing off my iPod

[GSnaps (Katy Perry):]

Hey bitch

Not only did you rip off my song

You took my projectile boob move

I'll teach

You to steal from Katy

You skinny dumb breast shooting noob

[Jessica:]

You're just

Jealous that I'm younger and hotter

Plus my voice is better than yours

Russell

Brand was smart to leave you

[GSnaps:]

Now you're gonna hear me roar!

[King Bach (Big Sean):]

Hold up

Nobody shoots cream at my baby

Unless it is your boy, Big Sean

Prepare

To feel the wrath of my

Massive projectile dong