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All About That Bass Parody

Because this song’s all about being big, suck a dick thin people

If you are super thin super thin you’re evil

This catchy tune’s message should have been we’re equal

But it shames thin women, thin women

Yeah it’s kind of clear I like to eat food

But I can write big hit songs and I can sing em too

I see these skinny girls that get super famous

So I say hey why not Meghan Trainor?

I talk like I am black even though I am white

I lived in the suburbs I’ve had a perfect life

Still there’s one thing bugs me I don’t know why

But when I see good-looking skinny people I think they should die

Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your size

But when I see thin women I want to gouge out their eyes

Gouge out their eyeballs

Gouge out their eyeballs

When I hear Gwyneth Paltrow say oh my god I feel so fat

I want to beat in her pretty face with a baseball bat

Woah!

Now all five of us will do this dumb dance this dumb dance

We’re dancing.

These girls need haircuts bad really bad

We can’t see

Meghan give me a chance just one chance to rest please

I hired you to dance damnit dance!

I’m bringin booty back

Booty never left that statement is trash!

Wow, I’m just playing, don’t hate me cause I’m fat!

You’re actually normal.

Every inch of you is perfect, stop acting like a victim!

Yeah my mama she told me that being big is sexy

And that it turns on men which totally validates me

Makes me feel pretty, makes me feel pretty

I thought this song was supposed to be bout loving you for you

It is

Then why are you basing you self worth off of pleasing dudes?

Now let me reiterate it again if you’re thin you’re a bitch

That’s totally not true and completely mindless

I’m actually on my way to help the homeless

Nice try but that can’t be you’re skinny

Meghan your single “All About That Bass” is a hit!

It’s platinum!

It’s time to lose some weight for your next pop anthem.

But I’m about that bass and that means I’m curvy

That’s why everyone like bout this song.

Now Meghan do you wanna be a star or a one-hit wonder?

If you don’t lose some weight that would be a blunder

To help you get in shape we’ve brought in a trainer

It’s time to get you ripped! Let’s do this!