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Bound 2 Parody

(Uh-huh, honey)

[Kanye]
This video might be the worst thing in history
Even worse than when I asked Kim to marry me
Bound
Douchebags in love
Bound
Douchebags in love
(Uh-huh, honey)

Why am I inside a 90′ screensaver?
These backgrounds look like old Windows wallpaper
I’m losing my brain this concept is trash
Why the hell am I dressed up like a lumberjack?
I know that I’m a narcissistic psycho, ignorant, going on rants at every show (Uh-huh, honey)

Even the president said I’m a jackass

[Barack Obama]
It’s a true fact the whole country knows that

[Kanye]
I think I’m a lyrical genius, but why?
Most of the lyrics in this song would make Pac cry
And how come Kim look like a wannabe J Lo?
Only thing bigger than her ass is my egoooo-Uh
(Uh-huh, honey)

I’m so childish
If you critique me I’ll fuckin lose it
Throw a tantrum like a five year old kid and that’s the reason why
I am a gay fish

Kim K and Kanye together is damn sure to make the world throw up
Please save us god (Uh-huh, honey)
This just turned into a gross sex tape
Ya might as well call me the new Ray J
But hey, that’s how Kim got famous
I mean damn, might as well show off her only true talent
Yes, we named our Kimyaby Northwest
And yes, it’s because we’re smug and mindless (Uh-huh, honey)

But hey, who wouldn’t want their first kid to be named after a direction?
And I think that I am the black Jesus
Why you think I named my new album Yeezus?
Now it’s my time to die for your sins
Watch out god here comes Kanye bitch (Uh-huh, honey)

Kanye, is dead now, he’s flying, through the clouds, this is really messed up, heaven, is fucked (Uh-huh, honey)