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Anaconda Parody

[Bart Baker:]

This song is about butts

These girls all have big butts

This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

[Tiffany Tynes (Nicki Minaj):]

I'm dry humping bamboo in a jungle

M-M-My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles

A-A-And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest asset

But it's enhanced by surgery, yes it's made out of plastic

It's not real, real, real

Cost major cash

And my surgery bill

Is going up fast

Got work on my nose and my lips

Got tit implants

My fake teeth Mister Ed status

Feed me a carrot

B-B-B-B-Booty shake

With a snake

Ninety five percent of me is fake

Twerkin' so hard it cause a massive earthquake

Now I'm rappin' so fast think my tongue's about to break

Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake

Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap

But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap

I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

[Bart Baker:]

A turntable with fruit

A big speaker and skull

This video is things that don't make any sense

And butts

[Tony Frazier (Sir Mix-a-Lot):]

You ripped off

(Damn!)

"Baby Got Back"

(Damn!)

I'm pissed off

(Damn!)

Turned it to trash

(Damn!)

Give me some

(Damn!)

Of all that cash

(Damn!)

[Tiffany:]

Ha ha, bitch please
[farts]

Talk to the ass

For some reason there's a gym out in the jungle

Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles

I pump real hard but there's not sweat on my complexion

Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections

Then I slam my crotch

Into the floor

Rap about sex non stop

Act like a whore

Waste of talent I got

Writing lyrics that will turn

Your brain to rot

I am a dumb shit

K-K-K-K-K-Kitchen scene

Whipping cream

Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin

My super slutty act is wearing real thin

In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim

Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I am dim

So plastic when I die throw me in recycling

Drake sitting in a chair now I'm gonna dance for him

I'm dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

[Bart Baker (Drake):]

I don't want a lap dance

Your butt is too damn fat!

[Tiffany:]

You're gonna eat this ass!

[Bart:]

I can't! No I need air! Stop

Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh

[Tiffany:]

What are you saying Drake?

[Bart:]

I'm trying to warn you

Nicki behind you there's a snake

[Tiffany:]

Oh my gosh!

(Damn!)

Look at that snake!

(Damn!)

[Tony:]

That's right bitch

(Damn!)

He hasn't ate!

(Damn!)

And he loves

(Damn!)

Juicy butt steak

(Damn!)

Anaconda

(Damn!)

Eat that fake skank

My anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done!