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Gentleman Parody

Old guys turn me on we’re all about to have an orgy
Old guys turn me on and mannequin boob makes me horny
Old guys turn me on this is starting to get really gay
Now his pants are off
Come on guys you should all do the same
I have gonorrhea
That’s why I’m dancing this it’s so itchy
Gonorrhea, hoping to give it to this running lady
Gonorrhea, she’s ignoring me so I’ll increase her speed
Gonorrhea!

You Ass! I just broke my kneecaps!
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I – I’m a
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Super creepy Asian man
I’m a
I – I’m a
I’m a
Super creepy Asian man
I’m a
I – I’m a
I’m a
Super creepy Asian man 

I’ve got a problem
I can’t help but molest every lady
I’ve got a problem
Watching two men grind gives me a stiffy
I’ve got a problem
I love pranking girls on fancy dates
Cause it makes me cum
Then my friend makes them fall on their face
I think I need rehab
Disrespecting hotties makes me so happy
Need rehab
I see a sweaty girl, time to strip
I need rehab
Watch this pull up, check out my ass, do you like that? (BAM!)
Need rehab
Peace slut!
Wait, I want to lick your nuts!

I – I – I
I – I’m a
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I – I’m a
I – I – I
I – I’m a
Super creepy Asian man
I’m a
I – I’m a
I’m a
Super creepy Asian man 

Gonna lift your dress
Gonna grab your chest
You’re under arrest
What? Why?
For breaking my knees.
You took my kids freak
You grabbed my butt cheeks
And mine
And mine
And mine
But I

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Super creepy Asian man 

Well why didn’t you say so!

I’m a
I – I’m a
I’m a
Super creepy Asian man 

I’m a
I – I’m a
I’m a
Super creepy Asian man