Blank Space Parody

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What’s up people? Satan’s back
By now everybody knows that’s me
And I’ve got a new hot man
Saw his Vines and I thought
Oh my god, look at his face
Who cares if he’s underage
Time to ruin your life babe

Wait what?

Nothing (ha-ha)
I’m not on Spotify
To hear my album you’ll have to pay
It costs $13.99
Sold a million in a few days
My god, I’m so rich
Some people say I’m a greedy bitch
Now I am painting his portrait

Can I please get up?

Move and I’ll slit your wrists!

I am the dark lord of evil
One day soon I will rule the earth
But I got this cute new boyfriend
And I gotta torture his ass first
This is how I always do it
I cast a sweet love spell
And once they’re in my web I become
The girlfriend from hell!

There’s a mean YouTube guy
Who does some parodies about me
I would like to see him die

Is Bart Baker the one you mean?

That’s right! Bart Baker!
I’ll crush him! That hater!

Then why did you copy him?

Say what?

Have you read the comment on YouTube about this video?
Fans say you stole his plot by acting nuts and psycho
I’ve always been this way!
You are totally insane.
What’s wrong sweetheart? You look scared
Oh my god you’re the Devil!
Your worst fucking nightmare!

My boyfriend found out I’m Satan
It happens every single time
There’s no chance of him escaping
So don’t you even try!
Now I’m gonna stab his painting
And cut holes in his clothes
Next step is to kill you baby!
Dating Satan blows!

It’s time for you to be tortured.
Then you’ll be sacrificed
Who are you?
Pop Francis and by the power of Christ
I cast you out unclean spirit
Leave her forevermore
I command you to be gone in the name of the Lord!

Did somebody call me?
I think I heard my name.
I was next door recording
A new song for Hunger Games
We’re performing an exorcism!
Your mom sucks cocks in HeLL!
The power of Christ compels you
Demon be expelled!

It’s finally over.
The world can live in peace once again.
Lets get you out of here young man.

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