Zeke Reacts to Ships

Eren x Levi

Zeke: WOAH! Already digging in, huh?

Okay, let's think here.

Levi, is related to Mikasa, Mikasa is related to my baby brother, I'm not a blood relative to Mikasa nor Levi.

But, I am a brother to Mikasa in a way that I just explained, Levi ALSO hates me....

So, if him and Mikasa are related, and if Eren and Levi actually get... together I'm going to be related to Mikasa no matter what...

But, I don't really like Levi, since, you know, he's a dinky little fuck.

I REALLY don't like this ship, I'm sorry Levi and Eren fans, I just can't.

One Ackerman is enough.

Let me check one thing real quick...

*checks rules of rating to ships*

Okay, so it says here that I can go to 1000/10 or -1000/10,

BUT...

That's just something that the readers/reactors (me) can add, but, the real rule is 10/10 or -10/10.

But, I really don't like this ship so...

-1000/10.

I feel like this is going to be the cause of my death.