Zeke Reacts to Ships

Petra x Oluo

Zeke: Hey look! They're against a tree and on the ground. Where they both died!

Eren: Zeke I swear to fucking GOD!

Zeke: Okay, okay, but, who is Oluo?

Eren: A deceased member of Levi's Sqaud. He was an okay guy, always biting his tongue and trying to mimic Captain in any way possible.

Zeke: So he's the stupid, older version of Levi?

Eren: Yeah. Petra was very mean to him. Like, holy shit.

Zeke: Compared to you and Jean, how mean would you say she was?

Eren: Fuck, she was me and Jean together.

Zeke: What did she do to be that mean?

Eren: She'll violently elbow Oluo in his side, call him old, wishing he would die... just straight up rude.

Zeke: Goddamn! They sound like a couple.

Eren: Yeah they do. But they're not, and they'll never will be. Because they're dead. Also, I don't see it.

Zeke: I don't know. I kinda see it.

Eren: The fuck? How?

Zeke: Well, hmm...

Eren: See, you can't speak, you can't see it then.

Zeke: Okay, I kinda see it. I kinda see it.

Eren: I'm going to rate now.

0/10

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Eren: What's taking you so long?!

Zeke: I don't know if I see it or not.

Eren: Oh my God! Give me the mouse! I'll rate for you!

Zeke: *holding the mouse to his chest* NO!

Eren: Give me the mouse!

Zeke: NO!

Eren: Then rate dammit!

Zeke: Okay... geez.

0/10

Eren: Good. Next!

Zeke: That's my line.

Eren: I said next!