Mikasa x Levi

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Zeke: Hmm....

Eren: No.

Zeke: I mean, they're family, but, they're cute.

Eren: No.

Zeke: Why are you getting all up-tight? You ruined your guy's relationship, so why do you care?

Eren: No.

Zeke: *sighs* I ship it.

Eren: Mikasa and I are going to team up with Captain and murder you in your sleep just because you said that.

Zeke: Levi's little. He can't do shit.

Eren: Um... yeah, sure, say what you want.

Zeke: Come on Eren... Don't be like that.

Eren: Why do you do this to meeeee?

Zeke: We're brothers, and I'm older, it's my job.

Eren: *deeply sighs* I'm just going to rate now.

Zeke: Okay! Sounds good.

-10/10

3/10

Eren: Three out of ten? Why?

Zeke: Well, I did ship them because they're cute together, they have a shit load of things in common, and they're both badasses.

Eren: Them being both badasses will fall under them having things in common.

Zeke: Eh... I don't care. Next!

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