Zeke: Hmm....
Eren: No.
Zeke: I mean, they're family, but, they're cute.
Eren: No.
Zeke: Why are you getting all up-tight? You ruined your guy's relationship, so why do you care?
Eren: No.
Zeke: *sighs* I ship it.
Eren: Mikasa and I are going to team up with Captain and murder you in your sleep just because you said that.
Zeke: Levi's little. He can't do shit.
Eren: Um... yeah, sure, say what you want.
Zeke: Come on Eren... Don't be like that.
Eren: Why do you do this to meeeee?
Zeke: We're brothers, and I'm older, it's my job.
Eren: *deeply sighs* I'm just going to rate now.
Zeke: Okay! Sounds good.
-10/10
3/10
Eren: Three out of ten? Why?
Zeke: Well, I did ship them because they're cute together, they have a shit load of things in common, and they're both badasses.
Eren: Them being both badasses will fall under them having things in common.
Zeke: Eh... I don't care. Next!
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Zeke Reacts to Ships
FanfictionZeke Yeager reacts to ships, just for a quick break. He may need a little help from his brother.