Zeke Reacts to Ships

Levi x Hangie

Zeke: Okay, I can actually think here.

Ummm, now, I wasn't really here all the time to witness their relationship, but, from my understanding, Levi likes to tease Hangie.

Which, Levi, you're not fooling anybody.

You act like you hate her, and you boss her around, when really, we all know you like that crazy, Titan ass.

Wait...

Is this the same reason why they ship Levi with my brother?

?????????????????

Oh well, the picture's cute though, I'll give it that.

Yeah you just have Hangie like:

'Hey ya'll, Hangie here, just have my arm wrapped around my Levi, holding three fingers for no damn reason.'

Then you have Levi like:

'Ug, I gotta make sure Eren's save. I'm just so tired, and depressed, I've witnessed a shit load of death. Every shit I take represents how many deaths I've seen. And a big one shows how much time I have left. Disgusting, I know, but it's the truth.'

*sighs happily*

I love this job of mine already.

9/10