You were going home from work when you got hungry. The pain was awful, worse than the average skywars player.
"I gotta eat something or I might be dead"
You saw a restaurant named "McDonald's "
"Such elegance such beauty in one place" you said as you saw someone literally spitting out chicken nuggets then eating them again.
As you watched this beautiful scene you decided to eat there.
"Welcome to McDonald's what's your order"
"Uhhhh..." you looked through the food list or you may call it menu "do you have something which has pork in it?"
"Yeah"
"Great"
So you bought that food and sat down.
"Hmmm such intense taste so good" you said while biting into a cucumber
Eww
You looked up from your meal just to see someone angrily looking at you. He was sitting in the corner chewing on a piece of paper???
What??
You looked harder just to see that the paper was actually a print of your mc skin
What the fridge
The man stood up
Oh God is he-- is he coming here?
He slowly walked closer and closer the paper still hanging out of his mouth and looking right directly into your eye
As he came closer you saw his face. He looked so familiar.
Then it hit you.
It's the SOAP HOLDER GUY
While you were spaced out he got near you.
You were sweating
What's he gonna do you asked yourself
He got near to your ear and whispered:
"You eat my children I eat youuuu"
"Who-- who are you??" You asked shaking and almost crying
"Subscribe to technoblade"
You felt like this is the end no more fun and games you are dead at that point
But he slowly stood up and left the place.
You looked at your meal which contained pork and said
"I won't ever look at pork again"
