"Alright" you started "what are we fighting against exactly?"
"The sky gods" techno answered "they are extremely powerful"
"We need gear" said Hannah.
"Jshdksak ahsgksks" xqc has spoken
"He clearly speaks the language of the gods he will be our translator" gamerboy80 added
"Okay but do we have a plan? Where do we even need to go?" Asked one of the army members
"We need to get right into the news" keemstar said with his weird music playing.
"No, we need to go to-" techno tried to say but a voice interrupted him.
"You need to got to Minecon my children" an angelic voice said
"To what" sans asked
"To minecon kind skeleton. It is a minecraft convention. Go there and speak to the man who is green"
"I dont know no minecone but I'll mine ur mom" sans said
"Wait what-" you asked ignoring sans "is this some kind of riddle?"
"Yes" the angelic voice clarified after looking at sans with annoyance
"Okay everyone listen up" techno spoke up. "Minecon this year is in Ohio we just need to get there and it's not that hard to do so, really. We'll just go through my portal" he said in a positive way.
"Are you sure you want to get the whole army through your dime-" you tried to argue with him but he just blocked your mouth.
"Yes" he smiled at you in an aggressive way "now get in everyone"
After everyone entered it he closed the portal
"Arent we gonna go through that?"
"No"
"Oh okay"
"We are gonna go on foot and then we'll get them out of there"
"Isnt it dangerous to leave them in there?" You asked quietly
"Well yes but actually no" he said "they'll be fine"
"Well okay but how are we gonna get there?"
"Hold my hand"
"Bruh no lol" you said as you laughed
"Why are you making this harder?" He asked as he grabbed your hand and threw an ender pearl
Jump
"We are in Ohio" he said "you're welcome" he let go of your hand and opened the portal. "Come on everyone get out of there"
As he opened the portal everyone walked out giggling. After a few minutes they were back to normal. I mean as normal as they can be.
"What the muffin was that" badboyhalo asked
"Death" skeppy answered while he was staring at him
"The only thing that matters it that we made it to Utah!!" Said one of the army members
"This is Ohio" another answered
"Its literally the same. Both states give off the same vibe. I li-" the army member started debating but you interrupted.
"This doesnt matter now" you said in an angry tone "we are here. Minecon is there. Let's go" and with that you started schlattwalking to the building.
The whole army started walking towards the mall where minecon took place.
"We need to find the green guy" Hanna said
"What green guy I dont see any-" techno started but you interrupted
"Shush!!! Its him" you said with excitement as you pointed at a green guy with a white stickman on his shirt.
You started power walking in his direction but he saw you and he quickly turned around and started speed walking in the other way.
"Sorry sir! Could you stop? I need your help" you yelled at him
His response to this was to start running. As he reached the wall he just straight up started doing parkour.
What the
"Sir!!" You tried one last time but it didnt work at all "ughhhhh what the frick is up with him" you turned around just to see techno looking at you with confusion. You walked up to him "I guess the world is ending. Oh. No" you said in a monotone voice while you tried to walk away
"No" techno said as he pulled you back "was he even the right guy?"
"I dont think he was the right guy cuz he went left" sans intervened
The whole crowd death stared at him
"Whatever let's just get in the building " you adviced
With that the whole party loudly entered the convention.
