When you used the uwuing you didn't mean to break the world. But oh lord you did it anyways.
The sky opened and the skygods were screaming
You swear you heard a silent "Oh new Milo"
Everything was on fire. You were on fire. The water was on fire.
"What did YOU DOOOO" Techno pushed you to the wall
"U- uwu? " you asked quietly. Earthquake time.
"Omg i cannot believe you. I just can't" he was walking in circles
"Chill dude everything will be fineeee"
"Look out the window " he draw the curtains. Everything looked miserable "Do you think that this is fine? Because I don't think so "
"Well... it could be worse" you looked at him. He looked completely destroyed. "Just let's get into that universe of yours, ya know the orphans? " you didn't care anymore because you've already won. The world could end and you'd be still happy.
"No..."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Because?"
"Because you'll get high again and you'll be even stupider."
"You got used to it too " You looked at him with a sly smile "lets get outta her-"
"NO!" he grabbed your arms again "you started the uwuing YOU have to stop it "
"No"
"Excuse me what? " he looked at me with that 'are you serious' look.
"No" he just stood there "what you gonna do about it huh? "
He didn't say anything
"Alright " You started "imma head out"
"NO WAIT" he screamed after you but after that he immediately started coughing
"Oh god you're okay? " you ran up to him
"Yeah... I just... my throat can't keep up the screaming.. "
"Oh okay " You stepped away "I'm going"
"Where?"
"Wouldn't you like to know weather boy"
"???? "
"Never mind"
"???"
"ALRIGHT I'M GOING BYE PIG" you stepped outside.
You saw techno's pig as you stepped out the front door. It was chewing on the carrot of the rod
"Bingo" you said as you sat on it. You got the rod in your hands and you were ready. (Techno and the whole mcm groaned)
"Go!!" You said but the pig didn't move. "Ughhhh.... heyy come on grab the carrot. It's right there " but it didn't even move an inch.
What would techno say?
"HeeeeEEEEE " you did that heeee thing what techno says all the time.
The pig suddenly started moving!
"YEAHHH"
But as you were celebrating that you managed to move a mc pig the portal opened
and the pig started heading towards that
"Oh poop"
