"Oh poop" you said as the pig went through the portal. "I'm fucked"
The pig casually walked across the portal while you felt like you are the definition of dizzy.
"Okay I got to get back or I'll be not just high but lost too. Alright.." You cleared your throat "HEEEEEEEEEE"
But the pig didn't move.
"What? WhY DOESN'T THIS WORKK??? Go u idot pig!" And the highness hits in " Oh nooo. This is not good. I- I need to get out of here. Please pig I'm begging you!!!!!"
The rest was cut out. It was like they gave you all the drugs there is, in a mix, through intravenous injection.
You woke up in a bed.
"Oh god my head " You said as you realised maybe you sat up too fast.
"Good morning rebellious princess" a familiar voice said
T-
Thicc joshi??
Take 2
Weepede du it's ya boy technoblade. He was the owner of the familiar voice.
"You really out did yourself" he looked at you what looked more like a frown rather that a smile.
"Where are we?"
"I don't really know."
"What"
"You know-- I just got here."
"What??"
"I don't remember" he said in a 'I don't give a single fricky dicky about this situation' look
"What do you mean. You must remember something. You can't just teleport here out of nowhere and not even question it"
"Well (y/n)" he started "I don't really question anything anymore since you got in my life"
"Well excuse me??? I was the one who got into your life? Last time I checked I wasn't the one who stalked someone at a mc Donald and threthened them if they eat pork again they'll be dead."
"Well last time my life was normal was the day when I got to the soapholdershop." He said with frustration "it was normal untill you decided that you need soapholder at the same day."
"I- I just can't believe You! You could have just don't search for me! Like ya know completely ignore the existence of me?? And I am the one who started the trouble? I didn't even do anything! "
"Well you did! You don't know the whole story" he said with a mocking tone " and you're just gonna ignore the fact that you basicly broke the whole damn universe? "
"That's not like that! I didn't have a choice!! And yeah i don't know the whole story. Care to tell?" You smiled in an annoying way.
"You don't need to know you are just a fool. "
"Well this damn fool broke the whole universe by one word so bow down before me!"
The unknown place started shaking. The walls of the bedroom started to shatter around you.
"I am the one who controls the uwuing so I dare you to say another word to me mortal!!! " You said as you started levitating. The walls completely broke down only to show darkness and pitch black nothingness.
"I see no god up here other than meeeee!!!!"
Then you woke up breathing heavily and with an awful headache.
You saw techno sitting on your bed looking at you with a worrying face.
