You were laying in your bed bored as hell. You just simply couldn't do anything with yourself. You already went through Twitter, Instagram, and you couldn't find more Japanese knife man videos cuz you've seen it all.
Then out of nowhere the soapguy got on your mind.
Subscribe to technoblade
I should check this nerd out.
So you opened YouTube and wrote in technoblade.
You were surprised cuz the first channel was "technoblode"
What
At that time you couldn't know that he was the superior techno out of the two but I cant blame you technoblode is a hidden gem amongst technos.
Anyway you scrolled down just to find the technoblade
Look at this nerd he is a pig. Wait--- 1 MILLION SUBS heeeeeeee
You clicked on his channel
So he's a minecraft youtuber... that's why he looks like a nerd.
Anyway you clicked on one of his videos and the title read:
Minecraft vr the ultimate fitness program
Pffffff let's see what this pig got for me
So you started watching the video
Wow this man is a midget he cant be soap guy
You scrolled down to the comment section in the hope of finding an explanation and you saw his comment saying he's actually a giant
Anyway you continued to watch the video.
Wow okay this is actually entertaining
So after u finished it u started the next video and the next and the next
Damn I should stop watching this man
You said
Then you continued.
After 45 minutes of watching a man playing a block game u decided that it was enough for the day or u might turn into a 14 yo fangirl
Then your phone buzzed
Hmmm what is it? Wait
Opened Twitter just to see that techno started following you and then texted you.
W h a t
Techno: why u stalking me
You: what
Techno: Dont act like you dont know me
You: wh
Techno: you ate my kind
You: what do you MEAN
You were scared
Techno: I'm coming for u nerd
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAAN
You: Hello?
You: Techno? Is this a joke?
Oh God why do I hear frame of mind
(Aka boss music)
