Techno got his eyes at the sudden movement you made.
Your head hurt so bad.
"So no head?" Techno said "I mean oh yeahh you are awake yey!" He did a "genuine" celebration.
"Get back" you said in an alarming voice as you got out the bed in the span of a second ready to beat up techno.
"Woah chill dude" he stepped back a step.
"No"
"Ok"
"Where are we?" You asked to determine if you are still in a dream.
"Well in my universe. As you may know you were the one who got here. Oh no wait you don't because you were busy screaming nonsense things besides my pig and rolling on the floor intoxicated"
"Well i was under pressure! I sat on your pig but I didn't thought that it would bring me here." You said in a defensive tone.
"You sholdnt have sat on it in the first place. It all y-"
"Wait" you interrupted him "how am I not like... fucking high?"
"You got used to It- is the simpler answer."
"My head still hurts as hell"
"Well i wasn't the one who brought you here."
"Thank you for your concern" You said in an ironic way.
"Anywho... I know you said you don't wanna help me but... I can't do it alone"
"Listen I don't really care I won the world can end. End of the story"
"Bruh please I just got my YouTube channel to 1mil please"
"Is this your only reason?"
"Ye"
"Okay"
"Thanks"
"No problem... but how do you wanna do it exactly?"
"With my PvP powers and your uwuing."
"I don't think you get that you can't win by fisting a bed in life"
"Who said this?"
"Me"
"Well then fuck you I'm gonna prove you that you are in fact wrong"
"Oh yeah sure this isn't Minecraft grow up"
"I'm a grown adult man who does sports."
"Okay whatever. Let's get down to business. Do we need something?"
"No.... but we need
Someone" techno said
*Ebbic avangers music starts to play as you walk out of the portal into the real world in slowmo*
"We are so fricky dicky cool" you said
"Yes but we still need to collect some other people"
"Who?"
Techno smirked
"#1 sans" *ebbic fighting scene with sans in it plays*
"#2 skeppy, he and his stan girls will be our army."
"#3 gamerboy80, he was the bestest player."
"#4 beanos, mmm soup"
"#5 Keemstar, gets right into the news"
"#6 idubbby, he catches the squirrels"
"#7 bajancanadian, we need the ogs"
"#8 chunky raccoons, they are adorable"
"#9 xqc, honestly no-one knows what's he's talking about"
"#10 a6d, baguette"
" #11 Hannah, we need the egirls"
" #12 technoblode, he's better "
" #13 joe, never ask who he is"
"#14 baldboyhalo, the number is unintentional I swear"
"#15 burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus."
(Yes I did 15 just to get that joke in pls help im so sad)
"Now the battle may begin" techno said while looking into the distance.
"ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵃᵗ" a silent scream was heard
*loud avangers music as all the members of the team steps out in slow motion from the portal*
"Now we are cool"
