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"Agh!!!" Tamaki covered his face with his hands, possibly for the hundredth time.

"What is it now? You've groaned and whined for a good hour. So, spill the beans or i'll smack your soul into another realm." Mirio agitatedly spoke.

"She wants to call meeeeeeee!"

"And?"

"And? AND?! SHE KNOWS WHAT I SOUND LIKE, MIRIO!" Tamaki huffed, sitting up and clenching his fists.

"Why are you so mad? Calm down."

"If I don't call, she'll stop talking to me! I gotta do something!"

"Voice changer?"

"I— No, that's stupid."

"Oh my G— Just talk how you normally do. If she says anything about you 'sounding like Tamaki', just say something like 'oh I dunno who that is, but I assume we have similar voices' okay?" Mirio smiled and gave a single nod.

"I zoned out as soon as you said talk." Tamaki spoke quietly, still a tad zoned out.

"Y'know what?" Mirio spoke with a small cynical grin.

"What?" Tamaki sat up straight.

"This." Mirio snatched Tamaki's phone and dialed [Name]'s number.

"MIRIO N—"

Mirio shushed Tamaki as soon as [Name] answered the phone. He put it on speaker so Tamaki could hear the conversation.

"Hello? I didn't think you'd actually call." she spoke, happiness evident in her voice.

Mirio slightly lowered his voice and began to speak, "I was just nervous, so I took a quick nap to try and help calm me down. I feel much better now."

"I get that. So, what's up?" she asked.

Mirio looked to Tamaki. Tamaki, a bit panicked, waved his arms around the bed and quietly fake snored.

"I mean, I just... Woke up?"

"Is that a question?"

"Huh? Ah— No. I'm just still... Sleepy." Mirio awkwardly chuckled then covered the phone with his hand.

"Bad idea. I screwed up. Abort mission. UNDO. RESET. REBOOOOOOT!" Mirio whisper yelled.

"Too bad, big dummy, this is your forever future now!" Tamaki whisper yelled back.

"This is your crush! Not mine!"

"Then why'd you take my phone?!"

"I'm tryna help my bro!"

"You shoulda tried another way!"

"Uhh.... Hello?" [Name] questioned.

"Uh, yeah, sorry. My cat just puked. I gotta go and... Clean up— Bye!"

"But-" [Name] didn't even get two words out before Mirio hung up on her.

"I just so solved that problem." Mirio beamed. "You. Are. Welcome." he placed Tamaki's phone in his hand and gave a cheerful expression.

"I don't even have a fucking cat!" Tamaki shouted.

"YOU SAID A WIRTY DORD!"

"JUST SAY 'DIRTY WORD', STUPID!"

"IT'S MORE FUN THE WAY I SAY IT!"

"DIRTY WORD!"

"WIRTY DORD!"