Indecisive Dreaming

a 7 question tag

As the title says, guess what, here comes a 7 question tag. I don't think I've published a single thing in here in almost a month, so here comes a questionnaire of epicness! (Yes, I made it up. Yes, I'm going to tag people at the end. Don't even ask.)

1) What's a daily habit of yours that other people find slightly strange? I have a tendency to drink hot water in the mornings instead of tea or coffee like 'normal' people. Truth be told, I simply don't react well to caffeine, but people find it strange that not only do I enjoy the taste but that I refuse to drink tea, mostly because I'm British. 

2) Do you have a catchphrase? What is it? 

Hell yeah. If you've never noticed how much I say "Good Lord", which you would if you actually knew me, then you would know that I'm entirely un-religious, which is definitely a word now, and I say that and roll my eyes whenever something is stupid. Much like this: Good Lord, this little questionnaire is absolutely stupid. *rolls eyes*

3) What about you most annoys other people? I refuse to admit it, but I have a pun problem. I can't stop myself from making the world's most ritarded puns about music in band, and people have told me that they're pretty flat, most certainly not accidental, and there will treble if I don't stop. 

4) What song have you recently discovered and fallen in love with for the week? Answering truthfully, Hello Brooklyn by All Time Low. That, along with Dear Maria, Count Me In have been stuck in my head for a solid week now, and they're really great songs.

5) What's a really embarrassing story about yourself?  When I was in the fourth, maybe fifth,  grade, I got home early on the bus one day and all the doors to the house were locked because no one else was home. It was October and the leaves were changing colour, and I would have been perfectly content to wait outside for my mother to get home, had it not been for one thing: I had to pee. Really, really badly. So what did I do? Why, instead of knocking on the neighbour's door and asking for use of their toilet, I went into the woods behing the house and dropped my trousers and pants, exposing everything. I didn't really think it through, and went right ahead and peed. 

I forgot that I didn't have anything down there which could control the direction of the liquid, and as such, it went straight down, cascading yellow pee over my freshly washed jeans. I panicked, not knowing what to do, and hurriedly finished going before pulling a fistful of leaves from one of the trees next to me and wiping. Afraid someone would see me, I pulled up my jeans, reeking of pee, and waddled to my neighbour's house, where I knocked on the door with pissed on trousers and smelling like goodness knows what.

Thankfully, they didn't turn me away and leave me outside to wait for my mother. Instead, they were very kind and gave me some sweatpants which were far too large and sent me to the bathroom to clean myself up while they put my jeans in the washing machine. Everything turned out alright in the end, but it was one of the most mortifying experiences of my life.

6) What superpower do you want? Let's face it: how cool would it be to have the ability to pause time for the people around you but be able to continue about your everyday tasks? I can hardly imagine how much fun I'd have balancing paper on other people's heads.

7) Who do you tag next? I tag @Alexispikachu, the ultimate biffl, @virtuesintheverse because I tagged her on the story generator tag and she might have forgotten, but I'm also currently obsessed with her fanfiction Let The Games Begin. Go, read it. I urge you to. I guarantee you will enjoy it.