Shall we all sing along to the I Feel Like Shit Song? Here we goooo!
I feel like shit (ooo ooo)
I feel like shi-it (ooo ooo)
My day's been horrible!
I want to hurt someone,
So let's all sing the I Feel Like Shit Song.
Did someone kill your hamster?
Run a car over your cat?
Maybe you lost your welcome mat.
Like me, you failed a test?
And now you're gonna bomb the rest.
Well, that means it's time for the I Feel Like Shit Song.
I feel like shit (ooo ooo)
I feel like shi-it (ooo ooo)
My day's been horrible!
I want to hurt someone,
So let's all sing the I Feel Like Shit Song.
Did you sit in someone's drink?
Catch a cold or get the flu?
Whatever it is, I feel shit like you!
Did your calculator break?
Now you'll only make mistakes,
Well, that means it's time for the I Feel Like Shit Song.
I feel like shit (ooo ooo)
I feel like shi-it (ooo ooo)
My day's been horrible!
I want to hurt someone,
So let's all sing the I Feel Like Shit Song.
So, if your day isn't going well,
Something's simply not swell,
The the only cure is...
The I Feel Like Shit Song!
The End
Yes, I wrote a song about feeling shit. Today I have a cold and bombed a test. Please feel free to sympathise and let me know what ruined your day!
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