Takashi's POV-
Ew, I have to get my team today, hopefully it's a good and strong one.
-skip to class-
I was just sitting there behind sasgay then all of a sudden he and narugay are kissing.
"Get a fucking room you guys!" I say while pushing them apart and them spitting.
"Naruto I was supposed to be Sasukes first kiss!" Pink hoe screeches
"Hey you," Sakura points at herself confused, "yeah you, you useless piece of shit, shut the fuck up no one fucking cares." I say rolling my eyes.
"Ugh! You're such a fucking bitch! Sasuke-kun do something about her!" She screeches back.
"Hn." Sasuke... umm hned? I burst out laughing, knowing what he said.
"What's so funny bitch?!" She once again, screeched.
"Oh nothing, it's just the fact that he said, and I quote, 'shut the fuck up you useless piece of shit.'" I snicker
"That's nOT TRUE!"
"Uh yes it is now shut the fuck up before I make you shut up." I say while pushing her annoying ass face away from me.
"Why you-" she starts but is cut off because of me yeeting her the fuck away.
"Ok class now for our te-" Iruka starts but then stops "Sakura sit down right now!" He yells at her as she falls down from the wall.
"Anyways, time to get your teams, and after you get your teams it will be lunch and I want you guys to bond over lunch and then after that you will meet your new Sensei's!" I fucking hope I'm not with the hoe, but knowing lord third he'll most likely put her on a team with sasuke and Naruto.
"Team 5, blah blah blah" blah blah blah is all I hear until "Team 7, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura-" Naruto stands you and yells yes while Sakura says I'm doomed, "Uchiha Sasuke-" Naruto and Sakura switch emotions, "and Hatake Takashi."
"WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WITH HER?!?!"
"Because, Sakura, she got the best scores the academy has ever seen, while Sasuke got second, you got third, and Naruto got the worst."
"Doesn't mean I have to be on a team with him!" Naruto yells
"Actually yes it does, because we need balanced out teams."
"Ugh!" Useless and Naruto huffs in sync
"Lmao I thought you knew that because 'you're so smart'" I say mockingly.
Useless- why do you keep going after me?
Author-Chan- because you are useless asf.
Naruto- author-Chan I think you're forgetting something!
Author Chan- oh yeah. I don't own Naruto or the other characters! I only own some of the plot line and some ocs! Aight imma head out, peace ✌︎
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FanficBasically a crackfic and bashing on sakura(and trashykawa in the a/n's) I do not own any pictures There will be cursing I do not own Naruto THANKS FOR 1k VIEWS ON QUOTEV!!! ////////////////////////////////////// Highest ranks #60 in Temari #24 in Sh...
