Before this starts, remember that DreamSwap!Nightmare is called Robin(The creator of DreamSwap made this nickname) and DreamSwap!Dream is Feathers/Phoenix.
*Serif is out to stea- BUY groceries. Everyone is lounging in the living room. Dream is playing cards with Robin and Ink, Nightmare is on the couch reading, trying to find a way out of the Void, Feathers/Phoenix is on his phone on the single couch.*
Dream: I win!
DS!NM/Robin and DT!Ink: *Groans* Why do I keep losing....
Nightmare: 'Cause you guys all suck.
DS!NM/Robin: *Rolls Eyes*
Dream: Brother! Stop being so mean!
DS!NM/Robin: :P
Feathers: *Talking on phone* Yeah, I won't be at the castle for a long time. Tell the rest of the Staff. DON'T DO ANYTHING RECKLESS.
???: *On the other line* I won't, boss.
Feathers: *Sighs and Hangs Up*
Ink: Who was that?
Feathers: You don't need to kno-
Robin: It was his boyfriend, Inky~
Ink: *Le Wat face* Uh-
Feathers: *Frowns disappointedly* He's my guard. Well, he serves me.
Ink: *Still Le Wat Face*
Feathers: *Sighs* The Ink in my world. Or Au, whatever you mean.
Ink: *Le okey but i still don't Fukin kno wat chu talkin 'bout face*
Feathers: *Shakes his head disappointedly*
*A Soft thump is heard from upstairs*
*2 more louder thumps is heard from upstairs*?: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
Robin: *Face lights up* KEVIN MAH BABY?
Everyone: *Wtf Face*
*Footsteps heard going down the stairs and to the living room*
*A rooster is in the doorway, seemingly looking for someone.*
*And 2 people who look a lot like UnderVerse Cross with a knife on his back and Error but shy-like also come*Robin: KEVIN!!!! *Opens arms for the Rooster*
Kevin/The rooster: *Jumps into his hands*
Everyone: *Has the 'huh?' Face on or the 'Wtf' face*
Robin: Oh hi, Error, Cross.
Ink: *Stands up and takes out his paintbrush and points it to DS!Error threateningly*
DS!Error: Um, c-could you put that down?
Ink: *Puts down slowly* Oh. You aren't Error Sans. Ok.
DS!Cross: ...
*Serif appears behind Dream*
Serif: Heya.
Dream: *Jumps* Serif! I told you not to do that.
Serif: Whoops. :P
Dream: *Sighs* Hi! I'm Dream!
DS!Error & DS!Cross: Um what?
Serif: DreamTale Dream.
DS!Error & DS!Cross: *Utter Confusion*
Serif: You know what AUs are, right?
DS!Error & DS!Cross: *Nod*
Serif: You know what swaps are?
DS!Error & DS!Cross: Yeah.
Serif: Your from DreamSwap. So you are the Swaps of DreamTale.
DS!Error: That makes sense.
Serif: To not have any confusion, we call DreamSwap Dream, Feathers or Phoenix, whichever you prefer, and DreamSwap Nightmare, Robin.
DS!Cross: *Laughs* Feathers, pffft.
Feathers: *Rolls eyes* The... "Original" named me that.
Dream: Yep! 😄
Feathers: That's not a good thing.
Dream: Ok.
Feathers: *Facepalms*
DS!Cross: So what are our nicknames?
Feathers: You can be X.
DS!Cross: .-.
Serif: You can be Glasses.
DS!Error: Ok!
Kevin: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK
Nightmare: Can you shut that thing up? *Irritated*
Robin: *Dramatic Gasp* How dare thou!
Nightmare: *Sighs and rolls eyes*
Serif: Ok, DreamSwap Cross is now X, and DreamSwap Error is Glasses.
YOU ARE READING
HOUSE of the Sanses
Random-UP FOR ADOPTION, DISCONTINUED- DT: DreamTale. DS: DreamSwap. UV: UnderVerse. SV: SwapVerse. Warning, Profanity. The cover is slightly edited by me. So my brain had a weird thought, 'What if the DT, DS, UV, SV, and Swaps lived together?' And I was l...