Pitch Perfect [ST & IT cast AU]

Chapter 12: "A musical boner!"

"5,6,7,8! Left you all alone..."
The new Bellas tried their best to follow Sadie's directions and please Millie, but their best wasn't cutting it at the moment.

They had done vocal excersises, learned choreography, even ran laps around Rehearsal Hall. But these girls couldn't seem to get the hang of anything.

"Okay!" Millie shouted, throwing her hands up in the air. "I'm calling it!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank god," whispered Lilia as Millie walked by her. "I asked to go to the bathroom three hours ago..."

Millie looked at her confused and frustrated. "Nothing,"she said. "I hear nothing."

"Hey, Millie," y/n called out as she approached her. "Did we just learn the same choreography from that video?"

"Okay, don't forget to pick up your performance schedules," Millie announced, ignoring y/n. Y/n rolled her eyes. "We have a gig next week," she continued. "That's right, next week."

"You guys, it's the Sigma Beta Theta's annual fall mixer," Sadie added.

"Okay," Millie said, taking a deep breath. "Hands in, Bellas." Millie and Sadie put their hands on top of each other's in front of them waiting for the others to do the same. But when no one did, Millie snapped, "Hands in aca-bitches!"

Everyone put their hands in the middle as they were told.

"Okay," continued Millie. "Sing ah-"

"AHHHHHH," belted Fat Amy, cutting off Millie's sentenced.

"No no no, it's actually on three, Fat Amy," Millie corrected, trying to hide her irritation.

"ah," Fat Amy replied with chuckle, realizing her mistake.

"Alright, on three." Millie tried again. "One, two,-"

She was greeted with a chorus of unsynchronized, off key, and out of time "ahh"s. Millie and Sadie cringed.

"Okayyy we'll work on that first thing next time!" Millie exclaimed, just wanting to put an end to this awful day. "Thank you, goodbye."

The girls quickly gathered their things and exited, wanting to be out of that place as soon as they could.

"Oh, y/n, a word?" Millie asked, grabbing y/n's attention. She nodded and walked toward her as the rest of the Bellas left.

"What's up?" asked y/n.

"You know you'll have to take those ear monstrosities out for the fall mixer," said Millie, referring to the number of piercings and jewls covering y/n's left ear.

Y/n just sighed with a smile. "You really don't like me do you."

"I don't like your attitude," Millie corrected.

"You don't even know me."

"I know you have a toner...for Finn."

Y/n laughed. "A what?!"

"A toner," Millie stated. "A musical boner! I saw it at hood night. It's distracting."

"Yeah, that's not a thing, and your not the boss of me."

"You took an oath," she reminded y/n.

"That oath cost you two girls already today!" y/n pointed out. "I'm pretty sure you need me more than I need you." She began to walk away.

"I can see your toner through those jeans!" Millie called after her.

Y/n turned around. "That's my dick!" she retorted, then left.

Millie was shaking with fury. "Hey, everything okay?" Sadie asked.

Millie nodded. "We better have our shit together for SBT."

"I'm not worried," Sadie told her. "I think we're gonna be aca-awesome."
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"Turn the beat around!"

The audience of the Sigma Beta Theta fall mixer watched in uncomfortable silence and horror at the Bellas performance.

"Love to hear percussion!"

They all sang at different keys and different timings, each person trying to sing over each other.

"Turn it upside down!"

The choreography Sadie had pounded into their brains had only made it worse. The girls clapped off beat and step touched in all different directions, constantly bumping into each other.

"This makes my beer taste bad," one of the frat boys whispered.

"Turn the beat around!"

Millie attempted to make up for the lack of enthusiasm by standing in front and dancing with far too much energy. The frat boys and attendees shared judging glances.

"Love to hear it!"

"Jesus Christ."

"Love to hear it!"

"I'm gonna stop this."

"Love to hear per-"

"Whoa whoa whoa, stop," shouted Sigma's president, Nic Hamilton, putting an end to the misery. "Just stop!"

"I am so sorry, Nic," Millie apologized stepping away from the confused group of girls. "I know we're not performance ready-"

"I wanted the hot Bellas," he interrupted. "Not this barnyard explosion." Millie sighed, drowning in humiliation. "I'm not paying for this."

A/N: I was gonna continue to the next scene but I didn't want this chapter being too long so the next one will be up soon. I added a little cameo here in case you didn't notice.