jerm bot: heyyyyyyyy
misha: wuz goin on
misha: u never dm me u just bully me
misha: [bald man emoji but sad]
jerm bot: omg fuck off this is EXACTLY why i bully u, u bitch
jerm bot: anyways can i tell u something
jerm bot: like... a secret......
jerm bot: plz i have no one else to talk to idw tell moi cos she's gonna bully me
misha: u don't deserve rights so moi bullying u is something u deserve
misha: but also. Yes..??
misha: tell me what's on ur mind bald daddy
jerm bot: FUCK OFF IHY
jerm bot: anyways
jerm bot: promise not to laugh or anything ok
misha: k i promise
misha: go on.....
jerm bot: mayhaps i like gabby more than a friend haha 😗✌🏻
jerm bot: jk my secret is that i wanna die
misha: jerm oh my GOD
misha: bitch the fuck!
misha: shut up god knows ur dumb ass wasn't joking
misha: bitch tf since when.....
jerm bot: I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jerm bot: i just realised it somewhere down the road like god i know it's wrong she had a bf and all but like 🥺
jerm bot: idk man im all messed up m sorry if ur mad ik shes ur best friend and ik u rlly rooted for her and matt
misha: omg.....
misha: im not mad AT ALL like ur so sweet and so cool and so nice to her unlike her rat ex boyfriends hello!
misha: ur only downside is the fact that ur bald and look like u eat cigarettes for bfast but GOD .
jerm bot: literally shut the fuck up bitch! im being serious for a moment!
jerm bot: anyways idt ill ever tell her lol..... like.... she's not over matt and idw her to think i was only nice cos i like her n stuff like that lololol
misha: AWWW JERM UR SUCH A SOFTIE 🥺🥺🥺 but also idm if u and her date u guys r like kinda cute ehehe but also if u don't want to that's also super ok!!!
misha: even if u do tell her maybe u shud wait until she's like
misha: fully moved on from matt but yanno
jerm bot: anyways thanks... i just needed to get this off my chest for a hot min cos she literally jus said that she wished she'd dated me instead of matt and ngl it made my heart skip haha
jerm bot: just whipped tingz
misha: BITCH THE FUCK!
misha: ur literally such a softie What The Fuck! img omna cry who would've thought this bald bitch who eats nicotine for breakfast is soft af.... bro
jerm bot: literally fuck off omg
jerm bot: im regretting telling u this holy shit
jerm bot: anyways g2g! time for another existential crisis
misha: noooooo jerm don't leave me :(( haha come back
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