Phil sighed and picked up his mug of coffee, brushing off the feeling of hatred radiating all the way from Dans bedroom.
"He'll understand." He muttered to himself, taking a sip of his coffee.
"Ooh, ah, hot!" He did a little dance, and spilled coffee on his feet.
"OUCH!" Phil yelped and jumped again, spilling his coffee all over the floor and himself.
"MOTHERFUCKING SATAN STOP LICKING ME!"
A giggle echoed from dans bedroom
"I hear you howell."
"Hear what? N-Nothing happened, no noises were made here." He insisted looking everywhere but at Phil.
"Dannyyyyy."
"Don't call me that phil." The brown eyed boy said firmly.
"But Danny, I want to." Phil pulled Dan into a restricting hug
"Ewwww phil you're wetting me with your coffee clothessss." He whined. "Don't get it in my hair!" Dan held his head back avoiding touching any inch of Phil.
"Awh wouldn't it be a shame if Danny's hair got coffee in it."
"Yes, and don't call- ugh PHIL!" Phil had taken off his shirt and rubbed Dans hair with it, ensuring to get it extra coffee saturated.
"You dick turnip! Now I have to shower, I have a video to film today you know. Ugh."
"Mind if I join you?" Phil shot half naked dan a wink.
"Yes, I do mind actually." He lied, turning around to glare at his house mate as an excuse to take in his shirtless exterior before his shower. ;)
Phil dragged himself back to the kitchen to mop up the mess he left in a puddle on the floor.
"Do we even have kitchen roll?.." Dan usually did the shopping, phil was shit at remembering what they needed around the house.
"DAN DO WE HAVE KITCHEN ROLL?"
"ITS IM BA POP RUBURD." Dans voice was muffled under the running shower and closed door.
"WHAT?"
"ITDIFDAPOPBUBARG"
"Okay, helpful." The older man muttered. He swung the bathroom door open to ask again with an audible response, But where was Dan? All phil could see was a tall, tanned God of a man dripping wet. The God like man was facing the shower away from Phil and hadn't noticed him yet.
"Seriously? Who showers facing the shower head you turnip." Dan jumped almost slipping over in the tub.
"Me, clearly, as you can see. And why are you seeing this? Go away."
"Nothing I haven't seen before." Phil stated, though still looking the sex God up and down, visually taking in every inch of him.
"Then stop looking!" The brown haired boy threw a wet loofa missing phil and hitting the door frame. He bent down at picked it up.
"It's pretty wet Danny, what have you been doing in here?" He said huskily with a wink. The younger man flushed a beetroot colour.
"NOTHING. Get out phil!"
"Okay, okay." He pulled the door handle. "Oh wait, I wanted to ask where the kitchen roll was."
"It's in the top cupboard."
"We have multiple cupboards at the top."
"The one where we always keep it." Dan snapped, clearly frustrated.
"Right.. Okay cheers." He pulled the door to, leaving a little crack.
"I have no fucking idea where we usually keep it." Phil muttered under his breath. He didn't want to bother Dan again and piss him off more.
"Let the cupboard raid commence."
He opened the cupboard furthest to the left, and emptied the contents.
"Sudafed, plasters, calpol.. Wait why do we have Calpol?" He chuckled to himself at the child pain reliever and loaded everything back into the corner cupboard.
"Onto the next." He pulled the silver handle to find piles of new birthday decorations and scooped them out purely out of curiosity. It was early December, even Christmas was before his birthday. He held up a handmade banner that read "Happy 28th birthday you turnip." With a doodle of a literal turnip.
"Awwwh." A bright red envelope caught his gaze. It wasn't sealed. He probably shouldn't look at it, it will ruin the surprise.
"Ah fuck it." Phil slid the card out of the envelope.
"Phil what are you doing?" Dan stepped out of the bathroom clutching a towel to his stomach.
"Phil.. How did you find that??.." He gestured to the card that Phils eyes were glued to. Phil held up the card, in shock with an emotionless expression on his face.
"Is this for me Dan?"
The front of the card read "to the one I love on your birthday."
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SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS.
Did you like the surprise my lemon dropsss? Two updates in one day, aren't you lucky duckys (I finished my srrs bssns I needed to do, which was definitely not laundry) In other news, I'm doing some volunteer work tomorrow as a photographer at a Halloween event, and the Charity made me an ID card with undead giraffe Phil and vampire Dan on it :'3 thinking perhaps I need to simmer down on the YouTuber conversational front. It's on my Instagram if you want to see the best ID card evaaaa (_BringChloeTheHorizon_) <3 >•<
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