''Come in my friend.''
''Oh, I can come in? Asked Davis.
''Yes, please, come inside.
Davis entered the tent and was in awe of what he saw. Strings of shiny jewelry dangling everywhere. He was in jewelry heaven, trying on rings, necklaces and earrings. He had found a set he loved and had it on.
''How much?' He opened up Lucas's wallet. The merchant saw the cash, but it was the credit cards he was interested in.
''That one.'' The merchant said as he pointed to Lucas's Gold card.
''Oh this little thing here?''
''Yes that one.'' Smiled the merchant.
''Oh I do love these earrings, and this ring, so shiny, I cant resist.'' He handed the card over.
Lightning did his thing, and Raymond did his. Inside the can was another man who was whizzing next to Lightning. Raymond was pulling up his pants and ready to leave when the man next Lightning spoke.
''You looking at me?" He said to Lightning, who was swaying right and left.
''Nope, just doing my thing man.'' Answered Lightning.
''Then why you keep looking over here while I got my thing out?"
''I got my own thing out man, taking a whiz, fuck off." Lightning answered irritated.
''''Don't keep looking over here man, you fucking weirdo.'' Answered the man. Irritated, thinking lightning was taking sneak peeks with his swaying and bobbing.
''Look, I told you man, I ain't looking at your shit! Fuck off!''
The man hauled off and belted Lighting, He fumbled backwards and Raymond caught him. Both of the fighting men trying to take swings at each other, their pants now down around their ankles.
''Hey, that's enough!" Yelled Raymond who was now in between them trying to stop the fight. But it only seemed to make them want to fight more, they took swings at each other, each of them connecting with Raymond's head knocking him to the ground.
Davis left the tent admiring his new jewelry when he saw the shack was moving, it was on some sort of makeshift lift propping it up, but also making it mobile. The shack started to roll, heading into the market place. Farther down from when they had first entered the market, Davis saw a cloud of thick black smoke, the tents were on fire. All the merchants were screaming and yelling running into the street. The shack was headed towards them, the fight inside continued. Davis watched as Raymond was the first to tumble out of it, followed by the twisted limbs, flailing arms and flashing underpants of the man and fighting lightning.
Panicked, Davis looked for anything he could use a weapon, in case he needed to fight. He raced back to the enormous cart and grabbed a metal rod which he saw jammed into the ground and took it.This set the enormous cart free. It raced past Davis, and headed into the crowded market taking down all the tents as it did, toppling over, sending its contents into the street. The outhouse shack continued to roll taking out more tents until it it finally slammed into the side of the cart. The screams and shouting stopping the fight. Raymond nervously called for Davis. Lighting watched in horror trying to pull up his pants, The market place was in panic, demolished, on fire,sewage seeping from the overturned outbuilding. A horrible stench taking over the air.
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