Legends

Patrol

You lifted your leg up to your bed post and leaned forward as you stretched. Emily was on your bed watching with curiosity.

"Do you do this everytime you head out?" She asked.

You just nod as you grab your mask.

"Gotta stay limbered. Don't want to pull a muscle while in a fight. That'll be embarrassing." You said as you remembered that God awful night.

Emily thought about it but decided to leave it before returning to her book. You watched her for a bit.

"You know you don't have to read all that right?" You said point at her textbook.

Emily shrugged.

"I like it. You got a problem with that?" She asked.

Man she was really different when it was just you two. You laughed to yourself as you remembered how embarrassed she was at school. It was kinda cute.

"Stop staring at me creep." She demanded.

You snapped out of your thought and walked to the window. You opened it up and looked around before shooting out your hook.

"I'll be back late so don't wait up." You said.

"I wouldn't dream of it." She said without looking up.

You rolled your eyes before swinging into action.
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It had been 3 hours and nothing has happened. You were bored out of your mind as you laid on a gargoyle which was located on the tallest building, the LaBurne Building, looking for crime to fight.

"This. Suck. Dick." You complained.

"If that's what you want, you could've asked." A new voice responded.

You jumped up and got into fighting position. You knew that voice well. From the shadows came Doll followed by her three floating bots. They were no bigger than a baseball but they did all sorts of stuff. A big pain in the ass, literally.

"What are you doing here Doll? Don't you have some store to rob or suckers to steal from a baby?" You asked.

She simply leaned against the roof, showing off her "goods", as she sighed.

"You see a cute girl giving you that kind of offer and you offend her? I'm hurt darling."

You rolled your eyes.

"I figured instead of doing something to get your attention, why not just go straight for the kill?" She explained.

You blushed under your mask. A girl like her getting your attention? All she had to do was say hi. You're a simple guy. You like to cuddle and maybe watch a movie. Why does everyone think you're a sexual deviant?

"Right. Well I would love to stay and chat but I'm busy at the moment so.."

"Busy with what exactly?" She asked glaring at you.

You looked back to the city and remembered you really had nothing to do. You turned back to Doll and shrugged.

"I dunno. Gotta recruit the world's mightiest heroes to stop a world ending threat? Get a bunch of God like beings and fight an entire planet? Strip on a pole to pay rent?" You listed.

You didn't really have to do any of these things and she knew it. She walked over to you before turning you around so that your back was now against the roof. She pushed herself against you and leaned in close. If either of you moved your masks could be touching.

"You really don't want to spend time with me?" She pouted.

You tried to think of an excuse.

"I'm gay." You spat out.

That seemed to catch her off guard but it also caught you off guard so you couldn't really do anything.

"Wait, you can't be. You and that Specter had a thing. I know cause she just about beat my ass when she found us flirting." She recalled.

Ok 1. She was flirting with you. 2. You remember that fight well and my Lord was it awesome. But you still needed an excuse. Things became hard when you looked down and saw just how much cleavage she was showing.

(not in that way sicko)

Finally you broke.

"I RESPECT WOMEN!"

You broke free from her grip and ran off the building. She just stood there and watched amazed that you just jumped off a 40 story tower. She looked down at herself.

"Maybe I over did it? Was the opening too much?" She asked herself.

Meanwhile you were falling toward the street below before shooting out a hook and swinging to the next building.

Only to find Doll waiting for you.

"How?" You asked.

"Robots that can make me fly." She simply said.

You nodded in approval and stood up straight. It's time to be honest.

"Look, Doll, I think you're a nice girl and all but I'm just not looking for a relationship right now." You said.

You could tell she was grinning.

"Who said anything about a relationship?"

You gulped as she pounced on you pinning you to the floor. She leaned in closer and pulled your mask up so that it covered the top half of your face blocking your view. You suddenly felt something soft on your lips as you internally freaked out. You didn't do anything to stop her and after a while you gave in and kissed her back. After a while the two of your parted to catch your breaths.

"Wow. Not bad for a Ghost." She commented.

You pulled your mask back into place only to see that she had hers back on already.

"Yeah. Not so bad for a Doll either." You shot back.

She began to get closer before the two of you heard gunfire. YES! CRIME!

You pushed yourself up off the ground and looked out to see a van driving away from a bunch of cop cars. There were men shooting from the windows. You turned back to Doll and gave a two finger salute.

"Duty calls." You laughed as you leaped off the building.

Doll just sat there satisfied. She removed her mask and brought her fingers up to her lips with a grin.

"Nice."