"Who are these guys?" || Bangtan Dorm+OCs+Author-nim "Otaku"

Day 1; While Rii shouts

Normal days are when normal things happen. Weird days are when BTS becomes normal.

That was the moral of the story....nice.

Rii: Why am I again being dragged into this? I am already living here for 2 years, and you *points to otaku* can't even complete a single story? What will you do in your life???!!!!!

BTS: *early morning* *freshening up themselves* *behaving like normal people* *ignoring Rii as usual*

Rii: (still pointing to Otaku) Even NamNihyun and RawkanurKhanam have completed their damn story!! And you always leave at a cliffhanger; learn something from them(ノ｀Д')ノ彡┻━┻. How long are you going to make the readers hang from the cliff!! What if they die? Will you be responsible?

BTS: *getting ready for work* *Bang-PD never gives them holiday* *Jin drags Suga out of the room, he is still sleeping*

Rii: Do you even know how tiring it is to be a character in the book, moreover, when the author is that lazy to write. And, Otaku, you are the one WHO IS BEING THE MOST LAZY, NOT SUGA-HYEONG. Just get up and damn write 500 words or something. WE all are doing our work daily, and you can't even complete 10 chapters of a book. How lazy can you be???

Namjoon: Bye, guys, I'll be leaving first, got some things before I visit the office.

Rii: *still in anger* BYE!

Seokjin: Jin will go out for picking tonight's groceries, byeeeee, peasants~~

Rii: *gets annoyed* GO!

Rii: *continues* AND I am telling you if you don't stop SHIPPING me with that weirdo Hyung, I'll seriously resign from the play.

Taehyung: *shouts from the distance* Yes, I agree damn you Ota- what was that?

Otaku: *sulking* It's Otaku.

Taehyung: Whatever, Idc. You gotta give us justice and end this book.

Rii: Taehyung, you are supposed to pretend to be normal.

Taehyung: But, I AM-

Rii: I doubt your acting career now.

Jimin turns up

Jungkook closes the door behind him and Jimin.

Jimin: If you two are done arguing, can we go now?

Rii: See, I don't argue. It's Hyung who always starts.

Jungkook: Rii, what is that?

*Points to a pathetic piece of sheet (sh*t) in the corner*

Rii: That's a human being, you idiot! It is our dear Otaku. How can you be so mean to her?

Taehyung: Weren't you doing the same a while ago?

Rii: No No No, I didn't termed her as a 'thing'.

Taehyung: Your loud voice is meaner than anything.

Rii: As far as RawkanurKhanam spoiled the drama, Hansung died isn't it? *smiles* *scary aura in background*

*Taehyung realises he had made a mistake*

Jimin: Well, she looks very sad. Is she okay? *concerned Jimin*

Rii: Yes, please don't get fooled by her looks. She's really cunning. As long as she doesn't write the next 2 chapters I am not letting her go.

*Rii is really determined* *And everybody gets scared when Rii is this determined*

*Maknae line leaves hurriedly*
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🔴Two hours later🔴

Otaku: *cries indefinite amount of tears* I am dead, I can't do this. Why do you force me to write? You are supposed to be a good character.

Rii: Well, as long as you are the author, I can be the villian in the story as well. Just write; don't be distracted. *Lashes a whip at her*

*Otaku is dead scared, and turns to write what comes in her mind*

Rii: How can you take so much time to write a single CHAPTER!?

Otaku: (〒﹏〒) Please save me godly readers. If I die, you won't get any updates.

Rii: Shut yo damn mouth.

*Rii lashes the whip again*

Even Suga-hyeong went to work. And you can't write a single chapter. How will you handle your work life, huh!

*Suga appears from behind like a Ghost in the Shell; yawns *

Suga: Yo.

Rii: You are supposed to be normal for one freaking day. I just praised you.

Suga: What is that? Is it a human?

Otaku: Please save me, hyeong.

Suga: Ew, gross. Please throw that away.

Rii: I can see where Jungkook learns all these.

*turns to the pitiable writer*

Rii: Don't even expect. I might literally throw you out. Or....*smirks* *lashes the whip again*

Otaku: (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

*Otaku plans her immediate death after this book is finished*

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Okay, good news short, I am back, godly readers. Yes, the main reason is Quarantaine.

No wait, I am not quarantained. We are having this lockdown, where Rii, my conscience, hit me hard in the brain and told I should give justice to her.

So, I guess I will update?

Rii: I sense hypocrisy.

Otaku: RII! GO BACK TO YOUR OWN WORLD.
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