jamesmarriottig:
you never told me y'know
inabber:
told you what?
jamesmarriottig:
if you're a patriot
only englishmen can associate with the beast that is James Marriott
inabber:
ohhh
yeah ig
jamesmarriottig:
you guess?
inabber:
born in new york
jamesmarriottig:
but made in the royal navy?
inabber:
OMGGGG
i fucking love them adverts
jamesmarriottig:
they're good fun for a chuckle
but if you're from new york then you aren't a patriot.
that also means you didn't sleep in.
so that apology is even more accepted.
in fact i should apologise for making you feel bad for being american
but that means we can no longer talk
inabber:
i was born in new york
but i moved when i was a lot younger
so im practically british?
jamesmarriottig:
prove it.
biggest wanker in politics?
inabber:
tough decision
theresea neigh completely fucked over brexit deals whilst running through cornfields
david cameroink was busy fucking pigs and was using brexit as an excuse to step down which meant fuckers just voted for him to rid us of beastility
but blowjo is a massive homophobe, which is ironic as his initials are literally BJ, going for a hard brexit to fuck us over even more.
And there's other wankers so
in summary, everyone fucked us over
jamesmarriottig:
spoken like a true patriot
inabber:
and we all laughed at trump and america
look at us now
jamesmarriottig:
we're a real STATE aren't we
get it
haha
inabber:
leave.
jamesmarriottig:
just like we are with the eu? 😎
ill stop now
inabber:
except we aren't leaving, and probably won't until about 50 years time
but go off
jamesmarriottig:
touchě
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soft boy
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