Lily: hello Sam!
Me: hi Aunt Lily...
Lily: you grown since I seen you
Me: because you haven't seen me since i was...oh I don't know...a baby!!
Lily: oh...right
Me: and I'm 16, so you haven't texted or called me for 16 years!
Lily: isn't my fault, your related to egghead
Me: I AM A EGGHEAD!
Lily: right.....you haven't dealt with those anger issues yet
Me: -triggered- I DON'T HAVE ANGER ISSUES
Lily: yes you do
Me: fuck you
YOU ARE READING
riddle school next gen randomness 2
Randomso yeah! #2 requests are open!!! Warning: will have swearing, you been warned
