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Me: *drinking a soda with a plastic straw*

A girl: *gasp* AND I OOP *smacks the drink out of my hand*

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

The girl: SKSKSKSKSK save the turtles!

Me: -_- you smacked my drink out of my hand

The girl: don't use a plastic straw, or I'll shove this metal straw down your throat

Me: BITCH WANNA GO

The girl: and I oop-your sooo scary SKSKSKSK

Me: *grabs her throat* shut.the.hell.up

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