Me: dad, I'm going to show you my report card, but if you show mother, I'll kill you in your sleep
Phil: there's nothing wrong with showing her
Me: yes there is
Phil: what? She's your mother
Me: unlike me! She got great grades...just here *hands him a crumbled up piece of paper*
Phil: *takes it and looks at it* what the
Me: don't say anything, i already know
Phil: how did you get all D's
Me: *shrugs*
Phil: are you trying?
Me: yes, I'm just not as smart as I thought I was
Phil: no, you are smart, you just aren't trying hard enough
Me: yes i am
Phil: I have to show your mother
Me: why?!
Phil; shes your mother that's why
Me: I'm going to get in even more trouble then jason
Phil: then you would leave *walks off*
Me: *mumbles* asshole
YOU ARE READING
riddle school next gen randomness 2
Randomso yeah! #2 requests are open!!! Warning: will have swearing, you been warned
