damnit father

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Me: dad, I'm going to show you my report card, but if you show mother, I'll kill you in your sleep

Phil: there's nothing wrong with showing her

Me: yes there is

Phil: what? She's your mother

Me: unlike me! She got great grades...just here *hands him a crumbled up piece of paper*

Phil: *takes it and looks at it* what the

Me: don't say anything, i already know

Phil: how did you get all D's

Me: *shrugs*

Phil: are you trying?

Me: yes, I'm just not as smart as I thought I was

Phil: no, you are smart, you just aren't trying hard enough

Me: yes i am

Phil: I have to show your mother

Me: why?!

Phil; shes your mother that's why

Me: I'm going to get in even more trouble then jason

Phil: then you would leave *walks off*

Me: *mumbles* asshole

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