riddle school next gen randomness 2

creepy things kids say

Me(younger): *looks at smiley* mommy?

Smiley: yes

Me(younger): can we cut someone's tongue off without killing them

Smiley: 0-o

Me(younger): >:)

-few hours later-

Me(younger): daddy?

Phil: yes

Me(younger): I promise I won't ever chew onto your bones

Phil: 0-o

Me(younger): I promise