-at a new years party-
Micheal: Sam, you know we are able to drink right?
Me: yeah, we are
Micheal: then why don't we try it?
Me: im not.....
Micheal: why not, you a pussy?
Me: no, I know what it does to adults
Micheal: how?
Me: my mother has a addition with drinking
Micheal: right
Me: you can try it if you want, I'm just warning you
Micheal: pfft, it's beer, what can it do to you
-few hours later-
Me: Micheal?! Shit has anyone seen Micheal
Zoey: ask zack, he probably seen him
Me: alright, Zack!
Zack: yeah? What up
Me: have you seen Micheal? I can't find him
Zack: uh yeah, he ran somewhere, holding a beer bottle
Me: god damnit
Zack: what did he do?
Me: he drunk beer
Zack: 0-o why?!
Me: *shrugs* he wanted to try it
Zack: u-uh... alright go find him before he does something fucking stupid
Me: alright
Me: *walks upstairs* Micheal? *Hits a beer bottle* god damnit... hopefully he didn't get a addition, I'm going to kick his ass if he did
Micheal: i-i
Me: Micheal, there you are...why are you up here
Micheal: i-i *hic* see unicorns
Me: how many did you drink
Micheal: t-twenty
Me: 0-o
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riddle school next gen randomness 2
Randomso yeah! #2 requests are open!!! Warning: will have swearing, you been warned
