"I can't believe you've done this," I choked out. "Levi I thought you loved me."
"Y/N this is the first time just forgive me and move on." He sighed rolling his eyes at me.
THE FIRST TIME
"YEAH WELL IT BETTER BE YOUR LAST ONE I REALLY LOVED THAT PLANT LEVI AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID YOU FORGOT TO WATER HIM AND NOW HE'S DEAD YOU OWE ME UGLY!"
MY POOR BABY.
HE'S A SUCCULENT U ONLY NEED TO WATER HIM ONCE A WEEK
IM SO UPSET
"YOU HAVE FIFTY OF THE SAME FUCKING PLANT AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANOTHER FIFTY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER."
"THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT PE- you're getting me more on my birthday ?"
"Yeah."
Levi u know what that means
"I'm- FIRST OF ALL WOW I LOVE U FOR COMING UP WITH THAT IDEA THATS VERY COOL AND VERY NICE OF YOU. SECONDLY! Buy me something new you can't get me a plant."
"So you expect me to go out and find you a new present before your birthday tomorrow?" He asked taking a seat.
"Yes (:"
"Fuck no."
"BUT LEVI I KNOW WHAT MY GIFT IS :/// ITS BAD LUCK TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING BEFOREHAND :///"
"Yeah? Well I know you and you're not going to be satisfied with something I run out and buy now," Levi frowned.
Ur right i prefer meaning
"WAIT I HAVE A REALLY GOOD IDEA UR GONNA LOVE IT <3"
"I hate it already."
"YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT JUST HEAR ME OUT!"
Calm ur face
"Ok fine go for it."
"I HELP YOU CHOOSE A PRESENT 4 ME WITHOUT SEEING IT (::::"
"Ok slow down," Levi paused. "First of all why? Secondly no way in hell am I putting a blindfold on you and stepping outside."
LITERALLY WHY NOT IT'S A FUN IDEA
"That is so unsexy of you mr. man :/"
"I'm aware."
"Ok fine you don't have to blindfold me but I still want to pick out gifts with you ):" I pouted.
U look like a baby
Ur right
But levi dislikes kids
Ur right
Maybe u should divorce him...
"You want to help choose a present but you don't want to know what it is?" He sighed, "you're stupid. Please remind me why I willingly entered a relationship with you?"
"BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME THE MOSTEST AND I LOVE UUU THE MOSTEST AND U AND I USED 2 HANG OUT AS FRIENDS AND THEN ONE DAY U WERE LIKE-"
"Shut the fuck up."
"YEAH U SAID THAT BC I WAS STARTING 2 GET MAD AT THE TV AND THEN U-" Levi slapped a hand over my mouth stopping me from finishing the sentence.
"You can stop now."
"Well u did tell me to shut up but then u kissed me if i remember correctly ((:<"
"I thought I told you to shut up."
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Birthday | Levi Oneshots
FanfictionWant to read Levi oneshots with a particular theme? Well you are in the right place! This oneshot collection will include 4 oneshots from the co-authors of this account(1 per writer) as well as 3 oneshots that were submitted to us and were thought t...
