Oh my motherfucking god. Did I just call Dan cute? There is an awkward silence until I suggest that we film a video.
"Dan?" I ask.
"Yes?"
"Do you want to film a video?" I sing to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?".
"Jesus Christ, Phil." Dan responds while trying not to laugh.
"So that's a yes?" I ask.
"Sure" is all he says.
"I was thinking of filming a video of where we point out three of our scars and explain how we got them."
"Okay." Dan responds.
Since he said this, I respond "Okay" too. Dan's eyes start to water and he shoved me saying "NO MORE FEELS!!!"
***
We are editing our video when Dan says, "Do you want to go make lunch while I finish this video?"
"Yes," I respond, "what do you want?"
"Grilled cheese and biscuits!"
"Daaaannnnn"
"Grilled cheese and biscuits!" he repeats.
"Fine," I say with annoyance in my voice, "yours is going to be burnt."
I go to the kitchen to start preparing our lunch. I have the first grilled cheese halfway done when Dan appears and offers to help.
"You start getting the second sandwich ready." I order.
"Yes sir." Dan responds with a bow and mock salute.
Oh my god. He is so hot. What am I saying? I cannot have a crush on Dan! That would be way to awkward!
***
We are just putting our dishes away when the doorbell rings.
"I'll get it!" I shout.
I open the door to see a girl looking about seventeen years old. She just stands there with her mouth open until I ask her why she is here.
"You're Phil." She says.
"Yes I am, who are you?"
"You're Phil." She repeated. She then seemed to have a sudden thought, then she introduced herself as Dani.
I then say, "Hello Dani. Are you here for something?"
"Um... Uh..."
"Yes?"
"Ijustwantedtosayhowmuchyouguyshavemadeadifferenceinmylife!" She blurted all at once.
"Well, thank you." I said.
Then Dan came over to see what was taking me so long, and I could see how hard it was for Dani to restrain her inner fangirl. We talked or a few minutes, then she said she had to go. After we closed the door, Dan started laughing.
"What's so funny?" I asked, confused.
"You!" he answered, "You are just so socially awkward!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Maybe just a little..."
Dan's phone rang then. He talked for a little while, then he hung up.
"Fuckfuckfuck!"
"What?" I asked.
"We have a dinner reservation at the new restaurant!" He said, "And I totally forgot!"
"Wait, what?" I didn't know we had a reservation.
"It was supposed to be a surprise for you." he said, "It sounds like a good place to eat and I wanted to try it with you."
Oh my goodness. Dan made a reservation for the two of us at a restaurant. Alone. Together.
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Lions and Llamas Are Meant to Be
FanfictionThis is a fanfic about Dan and Phil... There will be swearing. >•< PHAN IS OTP AND THERE IS NO POINT IN ARGUING WITH ME.