Miitopianime! (Season 3)

Episode Thirty-Six: Bananarama

(Start in Bigg Forest. The gang is walking together.)

Daph-Nii-So now we're going east. What could possibly be east?

Ai-Rii-Uh, Jiko.

(DAPH-NII whips out a map and points to a door icon.)

Daph-Nii-A door we probably can't go through. And Jiko.

Mojo-But why would you go to a door we can't go through if we can't go through it.

Daph-Nii-The same reason I do everything else, Mojo: because I can.

Ella-I think the better question is why are we coming with you?

Daph-Nii-'Cause if we split up, we wouldn't be able to find each other. Safety in numbers. That's what I always say.

Mojo-You never say that.

Daph-Nii-That's what I always say.

(They come across the same door as the one on the map.)

Daph-Nii-Hah. Well. I see a hole in the wall, but...

Ash-Lii-Oh, right. That tablet we got.

Daph-Nii-What tablet?

Ash-Lii-The one we got from Jeed!

(She dives headfirst into DAPH-NII's satchel.)

Daph-Nii-HOLY FU-

(ASH-LII pops up holding the tablet.)

Ash-Lii-Found it!

(But DAPH-NII's already passed out from shock.)

Ash-Lii-Daph-Nii?

Mojo-Whatever. Let's just put the thing in the thing.

(ASH-LII puts the tablet in the hole. The door begins to open. They gasp.)

Ella-It's a door we can go through!

Ash-Lii-Hooray!

(She, ELLA, and AI-RII pass through. MOJO grabs DAPH-NII by the shoulders and drags her through. Opening theme. ELLA is riding on ANNALISE. DAPH-NII begins to wake up.)

Daph-Nii-What?

(She looks up at MOJO. Then she notices her robe being dragged through the dirt.)

Daph-Nii-Hey Mojo stop you're ruining my robe Mojo I'm awake Mojo stop STOP!

(MOJO finally notices.)

Mojo-Oh. You're awake.

Daph-Nii-Dam right I am.

(She gets back on her feet and walks beside Mojo.)

Daph-Nii-Now, where's Ash-Lii? I need to tell a bitch not to go diving in my satchel again, even though it is the void.

Ash-Lii-Sorry.

(They come across a treasure chest. DAPH-NII opens it. Inside are three game tickets.)

Daph-Nii-The first chest is always something small, like game tickets. It's not a big'un. It's not like a trap.

(They are ambushed by a banana Mii trap.)

Daph-Nii-What's this? You interrupted my speech! Now you get to die!

(They draw their weapons.)

Daph-Nii-Time to go bananas! Fire!

(She flings a fireball at the Mii trap. ASH-LII slashes it.)

Ella-Shall we?

(She slashes the Mii trap as well, defeating it.)