(Start in Citrus Cave. The gang is walking together. DAPH-NII is riding on ANNALISE.)
Daph-Nii-You can basically call me Miss International! I've been to Greenhorne, I've been to Neksdor, I've been to Realm of the Fey.
Daisuke-It's the Realm of the Fey.
Ash-Lii-You live in Neksdor.
Ella-That isn't even half of the world.
Daph-Nii-I'm sorry. What's the definition of "international"? "Inter," multiple. "National," nations. I've been to multiple nations. That makes me Miss International.
Ash-Lii-Huh.
Ella-Can't argue with that logic.
Daisuke-What, are you up there with Mr. Worldwide?
Daph-Nii-Oh, sure. You have Pitbull in Realm of the Fey.
Daisuke-The Realm of the Fey!
Daph-Nii-Where are we, anyway?
Daisuke-Look around!
Daph-Nii-I know we're in Citrus Cave. Just where in Citrus Cave?
Daisuke-Cover your ears.
Daph-Nii-Uh, we don't have ears, but okay.
(She, ASH-LII, and ELLA cover the sides of their heads. DAISUKE screams at the top of her lungs, causing the screen to vibrate.)
Daisuke-Okay, I'm done.
(They uncover their ears.)
Daph-Nii-What was that for?
Daisuke-We're going east.
Daph-Nii-Doesn't answer my question.
Daisuke-Fey echolocation. Highly advanced magical technique.
(They are stopped by two pom poms.)
Daisuke-Eek! Pom poms!
Daph-Nii-Pom poms? Didn't we encounter poms earlier? I guess twice the poms means twice the pain!
(They draw their weapons. Opening theme. ANNALISE walks up to DAPH-NII.)
Daph-Nii-Sick! Let's snort these bitches.
(She mounts ANNALISE, who snorts fire on the enemies.)
Daph-Nii-Why can't I just one-shot kill them all?
(ELLA attacks Pom Pom A. Pom Pom B attacks DAPH-NII.)
Daph-Nii-(sarcastically) Oh, no! I'm dying!
Ash-Lii-Hush! You're making me lose my focus. Who was I going to attack again?
Daisuke-Someone!
Ash-Lii-Okay!
(She begins playing with Pom Pom B.)
Ella-That's...no one.
Daph-Nii-How do you screw up this royally?
Daisuke-Get it? 'Cause she's a princess?
Daph-Nii-Eh, I get it! Now, where were we?
Daisuke-Beatin' da sheeyit outta these things!
(Pom Pom A prepares to attack ASH-LII.)
Ash-Lii-This might have been a bad idea, actually! Someone help!
Ella-I'm on it.
(She grabs ASH-LII and lifts her out of the way.)
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