Sophie's alarm rang and she jumped out of bed. 'I'm late!' she screamed.
But this story isn't about her, oh no, this story is about the other Sophie, the clone that was presently hiding under her bed, preparing to strangle her. The lizard spitting Sophie.
'NO!' Normal Sophie shrieked. Her scream was even louder than it was in the first paragraph. Being a weakling she promptly died, and her parents (who were by now used to her frequent screams of terror) did not bother to check on her.
In fact I don't think they ever found the body. Anyway, Lizard Spitting Sophie(LSS) dressed herself in Sophie's clothes and walked normally out of the house, as any ordinary school girl would.
When she got to school she looked around but saw only normal looking students. A blonde girl in a cheerleader uniform ran up to her. 'Hi!' She said, smiling. What's your name?'
'Where THE HELL are the bad boys?!' Asked LSS in a casual tone (she was not normal Sophie, after all).
'Um, Chad's kinda the school Bad Boy I guess?'
'BRING ME TO HIM' LSS demanded, the lizards in her throat quivering.
'Uh, I don't really know where he is at this present moment.' The cheerleader was smiling a lot less now. In fact she was edging away with considerable velocity.
LSS's eyes burned into her. 'You better be telling the truth, cheer-girl; this wouldn't be the first time I have been confronted with Perils of the Bad Boy Kind and believe me, I would be all too happy to bring down my lizardy wrath all over your pronounced cheekbones and violet eyes, so don't you dare cross me you creepy dummy.'
Cheer-girl fled. LSS smiled to herself. She did good.
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The Adventure of the Hidden Bad Boys of Doom (volume 1)
AdventureSophie is just your average high-school girl except she can spit lizards. In this riveting adventure story she spits lizards at evil cheerleaders and searches for bad boys whom aren't lizards.
