The Adventure of the Hidden Bad Boys of Doom (volume 1)

Lizard Hazard

The pair ran behind a pole, LSS spitting lizards furiously as they did so. Chad's spit wasn't lizard-blessed so he furiously spat normal spit back at them.

'EW EW EW!' Shrieked Cheer-girl, swatting at her clothing. 'WHY. WHY WOULD YOU THAT.'

LSS merely wiped the spit from her brow and bravely ran into the battlegrounds(middle of the skatepark) like a soldier preparing to fight his final battle, she thought to herself. 

But then Chad brought out a bottle of lizard repellant. She ran bravely back behind a pole.

'Oh Soophieee,' He drawled in a sing-song voice, walking casually among the slopes and spraying lizard repellant as he went.

She cleared her throat.

'You can run, but you can't hide!' He hissed, spraying lizard repellant violently in her direction.

'Leave us, vile plot-twist snatcher!' Snarled LSS rolling into a secluded area.

'Why are you guys fighting anyway?!' Asked Cheer-girl, still huddled behind her original pole.

Both stopped what they were doing and stared at her in irritation. Surely it was obvious.

'Seriously?' Said Sailor. 'I mean, I'm honestly offended that you would even ask that. Like, whatever you're doing you need to stop. Stop it, Cheer-girl.'

'Yeah, stop it, Cheer-girl, your questions are too invasive.'

Cheer-girl sighed. 'Ugh fine, forget I said anything.'

'Good' Said Sailor, before being brutally shot; LSS was firing lizards at him like a freaking machine gun, like this was what she was cloned to do, and he was jiggling up and down like a sock puppet, reluctantly submitting to her wrath, and then there was the most horrible smell which was clouding up her senses at an alarming rate: 

The smell of lizard repellant.

She gasped, falling to the ground; he did like-wise. 'It was an honour to fight you, Sophie.' He gave her a watery smile before going out like a light.

'NO,' Cheer-girl cried, running to her. She began checking LSS's heart-beat fervently. 'I think this is the end' She croaked.

'No, you can't die! I won't let you die!' Cheer-girl wept.

LSS held up her arms and was hugged fiercely.

'Sophie?'

'Yeah?'

'Sophie I love you!'

LSS smiled sleepily up at her. 'I love me too.'

'Oh for fuck's-

The alarm clock rang and Sophie leapt out of bed, blinking in the sudden light. She'd just had the strangest dream, but that wasn't important; what mattered was that she was late for school!

Suddenly a girl who looked exactly like her jumped out from under her bed and strangled her.