I'm already making memes

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I need to do this, guys. You don't understand.

More memes will come once the intros are complete, but I just- I need to do this now. Start it off strong.

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Takara: Before I die, I just wanna- HACK

Takara: I just wanna- COUGH

Takara: Why do you keep moving the mic?!

Nishioka: I can't have you coughing on my shit, bruh.

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Nishioka: Hi!

Ryochi: Okay.

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Yasu: You know what? You're in time-out. Get on top of the fridge, get up there.

Masaka: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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Ruriko: Hey, how you doing?

Yanagi: I'm doing just fine. I lied. I'm dying inside.

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Ryochi: Can I help the next customer, please?

Ryochi: Hello sir. Welcome to Starbucks. What can I get for you?

Yasu: LEMME GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Yasu: ḃ̵̦̟̆͌͐̒ū̸̧̫̘̣̭̬̙̖͚̜̐̾͂r̷̘̺̭̜̮͆̀́̀̅̔͂́̒̎g̶̛̖̥͖͙͈͙̀̊͐͆̇͂͌̌̂͜ͅe̴̡̧͍̠̙͈̮̽̎͜͝ͅr̸̪̺̅͆̌̕͝͝

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Yasu: *pours water on Masaki's face*

Masaki: Hello?

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Nishioka: Do you had any experience with children?

Takara: Yeah, I chill all the time.

Nishioka: No, I mean like a baby.

Takara: ...I was one of those.

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Takara: Are you a cuddler?

Boduo: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION-

Boduo: Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Masaki: *trying to play piano*

Yasu: FAIL *SLAMS HAND ON KEYBOARD*

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Yanagi: Hey!

Ruriko: Hello.

Yanagi: There, I did a normal conversation.

Inner Yanagi: Nope. Hey, I'm your brain, and today I'm gonna tell you all the ways you could've went wrong!

Yanagi: *sobbing on the floor as Ruriko looks on in confusion*

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Ryochi: Finally, I can keep these pennies to myself.

Hoshino, charing into the room: I SMELL PENNIES

Ryochi: *DEMONIC SCREAMING*

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Nishioka: You should try the /cake dough/ ice cream. It's delicious.

Hoshino: Okay.

Ryochi: Hello, may I take your order?

Hoshino: I'll have the neopolatin ice cream.

Nishioka: ...

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Nishioka: I'm suing you for hitting my car!

Hoshino: I'm suing you for suing me!

Nishioka: I'm suing you for threatening me!

Hoshino: And I'm suing that guy for looking at us!

Ryochi: :(

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Ruriko: What's the problem here?

Nishioka: He keeps using common phrases incorrectly.

Ryochi: Oh, cry me a table, Nishioka.

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