more intro memes

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(meme for any intro past yasu and masaki's)

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Kikue: Did you hear Obama died of ligma?

Masaki: Who's Obama?

Kikue: ligma balls lmaooo

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Ichiro: You're very cute.

Koji: Thanks! You're not that handsome.

Ichiro: Wow, thanks!

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Ryochi, running to the garden: Last one there's a rotten egg!

Shoutai: First one there loses their soul.

Shoutai: ᓭ⍑∷ᒷꖌ ╎ᓭ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ ᓭ⍑∷ᒷꖌ ╎ᓭ ꖎ╎⎓ᒷ

Ryochi: Wait, hol' up-

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Kikue: Can we stop at McDonalds?

Mita: Kikue, I'm making dinner at home.

Kikue, crying: I hate this FUCKING family-

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Koji: Yo.

Ryochi, outside of Koji's room: Yo, I'm here. Open up.

Koji, crying: As a child, I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.

Ryochi:

Ryochi: open the fucking door

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Koji: Oh! You're awake!

Masaki:

Masaki: Five more minutes.

Ichiro: You've been in a coma for two years.

Masaki:

Ichiro:

Koji:

Masaki: Fine. Two more minutes.

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Ichiro: If I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool, I'd have no pennies.

Ichiro pulls out his sick Magic the Gathering card collection as punk rock plays in the background

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Ryochi bumps into Kikue

Ryochi: Oh, sorry, are you oka-

Kikue: *shoves spaghetti in her pocket, crying*

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Mita: I love guinea pigs!

Shoutai: Yeah! They're delicious!

Mita: *jazz music stops

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was thinking of doing something like ' dr:mh meets dr:dl ' but idk if i should put it in this bonus book, the deluded bonus book, or just make one big bonus book combining the two and update that one when i'm making things involving both fangans

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