infinite memes

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now featuring backstory blurpt and spirit station memes!

and also a lot of hazbin hotel references since fuck i'm obsessed with it!!

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uesaka: change your shirt

ichiro: bro first of all i look good in this shirt and second of all i look good in this shirt and third of all i look good in this shirt so don't tell me i don't look good in this shi-

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yanagi: ruriko look how cute these pens are

ruriko: yanagi that's gay

yanagi:

yanagi: ruriko we've been dating for-

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uesaka: we in this bitch, finna get crunk

uesaka: eyebrows on fleek the fuck

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ryochi: can you sing me a lullaby

ryochi's mom: sure honey

ryochi's mom, singing: shut the fuck up and go to sleep

ryochi: i-

ryochi's mom, screaming: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND-

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mita's dad: what are you doing in my room

mita, lighting a match: i hate you

mita's dad: AINA

mita: die

mita's dad: I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR VAPE PEN- AINA-

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mita's mom: aina your grandma's here

mita: FUCK MY GRANDMA

mita's mom, running away: i-ah-i'm sorry aina-

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yanagi: and just remember! no-one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself

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(if you know what this is from i love you)

mr. komatsu: how does it feel to be such a failure?

nishioka: [grabs pen] w-well, how does it feel that i have your pen??

nishioka: bitch

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ruriko seeing the mystery person: who dat man who they is

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ryochi: oh my god he's awake

masaki: five more minutes

yasu: you've been in a coma for two years.

masaki:

yasu:

masaki: fine. two more minutes

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eriko: i love working here it's just- we all get a lot of laughs

eriko: fuck off nishioka. i'm not going to your fucking baby shower

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ryochi: fucking shoots gun

cal: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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hoshino: staring at ryochi's bobby pin through the window

hoshino, kicking mr. komatsu's door down: LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT-

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mita in the station after learning someone killed her: what the fuck is this allowed what the fuck is that allowed

mr. komatsu: stop

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yanagi: can i get a waffle

eriko and nishioka: [beating the shit out of each other]

yanagi: can i please get a waffle?

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kikue: hurricane katrina?? more like hurricane toRTILLA

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eriko: you thought it was over? hah

nishioka: bruh how did you get in my house

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boduo: yo pass me a sip of that water

shoutai: it's not water

boduo: vodka! i like your style-

shoutai: it's vinegar.

boduo: ...what

shoutai: it's vinegar pussy

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ryochi: guys this mirror is covered in shit. it won't go away. oh wait that's me

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if kikue was a police officer part 1

yanagi: my friend mita is in the living room i think she's dead i-

kikue: guess it's not the living room anymore ;))

yanagi:

kikue after yanagi hangs up: hello?

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kikue: and then i said "that's not a camel, that's my wife"

mita, ryochi, and masaki faintly laugh in the background

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if kikue was a police officer part 2

mita: officer? hello??

kikue: yo

mita: i'm dying

kikue: oh shit without me

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uesaka to ichiro: STOP FERTILIZING ON THE TABLE

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if kikue was a police officer part 3

mita: HELP I'M BEING STABBED

kikue: oh i'm kinda busy-

mita: I'M DYING

kikue: yeah uh can you die later

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