now featuring backstory blurpt and spirit station memes!
and also a lot of hazbin hotel references since fuck i'm obsessed with it!!
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uesaka: change your shirt
ichiro: bro first of all i look good in this shirt and second of all i look good in this shirt and third of all i look good in this shirt so don't tell me i don't look good in this shi-
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yanagi: ruriko look how cute these pens are
ruriko: yanagi that's gay
yanagi:
yanagi: ruriko we've been dating for-
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uesaka: we in this bitch, finna get crunk
uesaka: eyebrows on fleek the fuck
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ryochi: can you sing me a lullaby
ryochi's mom: sure honey
ryochi's mom, singing: shut the fuck up and go to sleep
ryochi: i-
ryochi's mom, screaming: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND-
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mita's dad: what are you doing in my room
mita, lighting a match: i hate you
mita's dad: AINA
mita: die
mita's dad: I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR VAPE PEN- AINA-
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mita's mom: aina your grandma's here
mita: FUCK MY GRANDMA
mita's mom, running away: i-ah-i'm sorry aina-
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yanagi: and just remember! no-one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself
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(if you know what this is from i love you)
mr. komatsu: how does it feel to be such a failure?
nishioka: [grabs pen] w-well, how does it feel that i have your pen??
nishioka: bitch
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ruriko seeing the mystery person: who dat man who they is
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ryochi: oh my god he's awake
masaki: five more minutes
yasu: you've been in a coma for two years.
masaki:
yasu:
masaki: fine. two more minutes
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eriko: i love working here it's just- we all get a lot of laughs
eriko: fuck off nishioka. i'm not going to your fucking baby shower
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ryochi: fucking shoots gun
cal: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
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hoshino: staring at ryochi's bobby pin through the window
hoshino, kicking mr. komatsu's door down: LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT-
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mita in the station after learning someone killed her: what the fuck is this allowed what the fuck is that allowed
mr. komatsu: stop
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yanagi: can i get a waffle
eriko and nishioka: [beating the shit out of each other]
yanagi: can i please get a waffle?
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kikue: hurricane katrina?? more like hurricane toRTILLA
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eriko: you thought it was over? hah
nishioka: bruh how did you get in my house
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boduo: yo pass me a sip of that water
shoutai: it's not water
boduo: vodka! i like your style-
shoutai: it's vinegar.
boduo: ...what
shoutai: it's vinegar pussy
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ryochi: guys this mirror is covered in shit. it won't go away. oh wait that's me
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if kikue was a police officer part 1
yanagi: my friend mita is in the living room i think she's dead i-
kikue: guess it's not the living room anymore ;))
yanagi:
kikue after yanagi hangs up: hello?
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kikue: and then i said "that's not a camel, that's my wife"
mita, ryochi, and masaki faintly laugh in the background
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if kikue was a police officer part 2
mita: officer? hello??
kikue: yo
mita: i'm dying
kikue: oh shit without me
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uesaka to ichiro: STOP FERTILIZING ON THE TABLE
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if kikue was a police officer part 3
mita: HELP I'M BEING STABBED
kikue: oh i'm kinda busy-
mita: I'M DYING
kikue: yeah uh can you die later
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danganronpa - murderous heights // BONUS CONTENT!
FanfictionWelcome to the Bonus book for Danganronpa: Murderous Heights! Here, you'll find: - Report Cards - Backstories - FTEs - Memes - Art And more! I'd recommend coming here after reading the latest chapter as to avoid spoilers.