danganronpa - murderous heights // BONUS CONTENT!

dr:mh as danplan quotes

for real, check out danplan those dudes are fucking hilarious

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uesaka, pissed, to ichiro: OKAY MR. NIPPLE PENIS

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ichiro: i just moved here and i must say you look ravishing ;))

hoshino: flattery will get you nowhere big boy

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ryochi: i saw your weird, vague threats to eriko and yanagi. what was that about?

mr. komatsu: oh nothing, i just have a flair for the theATRICAL

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[at the first trial like]

mr. komatsu: alright, time to vote on if you're guilty or innocent!

eriko: can i vote-

mr. komatsu: quIET, you're guilty until proven innocent

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[mita mf dies]

yanagi: i'm so sad :(

mita's spirit: well how do you think i feel?

mita's spirit: oh wait, i can't feel, i'm a ghoooooost

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[at the first trial]

mr. komatsu: alright everyone cast your votes!

mita's corpse: i would cast a vote, but i can't hold paper

mr. komatsu: shut up dead person

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ruriko: 3 things you think about at night. go

yanagi, panicking: DEATH HAPPINESS SADNESS- [dies laughing]

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uesaka: ryochi. characteristics: a pussy

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later

hoshino: WHAT ARE YOU, A PUSSY?!

ryochi: YES??

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koji: the mist is so thick i can't see past it...

kikue: thiccccc with 5 c's ;))

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eriko: i need to file a complaint with the headmaster.

mr. komatsu: i am the headmaster

eriko: alright, mr. komatsu. mr. komatsu's been harassing me

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yasu: all i can see is mist-

kikue: haha how did we ' mist ' this?

yasu, masaki, and hoshino: silence

kikue: laugh or i'll murder you

yasu, masaki, and hoshino: OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER

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ichiro: lotion is pretty good if you're trying to do it with penguins

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ichiro: i tell my girlfriend ' pencilcase ' every morning ;)

ichiro, crying: haha just kidding i don't have a girlfriend

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eriko, about nishioka: aw, poor girl doesn't have any shoes

ryochi: exactly-

eriko: let's shoot her in the face

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mr. komatsu: if you press this button, someone somewhere on earth will die-

eriko/hoshino/uesaka: i press it

mr. komatsu: no-

eriko/hoshino/uesaka: i press it again

mr. komatsu: i didn't get to finish-

eriko/hoshino/uesaka: i press it five times

mr. komatsu: LET ME FINISH-

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ruriko: a zombie attacks you! what do you do?

nishioka: hug :D

ruriko: nishioka hugs a zombie to death

nishioka: NO

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eriko: uh what do i like about mr. komatsu? i don't but i'll lie to save my own ass

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mita: now the depression is setting in. how do you deal with it?

kikue: drugs